A few weeks later the wife asked the hubby "tell me about the sexual relationships you enjoyed before we were married" "No ...... that'll probably cause and argument" he replied. "Oh please please tell" she insisted "How many women have you taken to bed" "Well" he said trying to think "Erm ........1 ... 2....3....4...5....6....7...8....9........oh and then there was you .......11....12.....13....14...15.....