UPDATE: Lee is ok,
he asked me to give you a little update. basically he has decided the land of cars is not for him and has joined a monastery. Here he hopes to reach a place of inner peace and find a fresh path with exclusive access to some hot nuns. I'm hazy on the next bit but while explaining his plans he did mention something about cucumbers being reduced to 25p in tesco? Vaseline being all purpose? and he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock? I'm sure he will explain better as i didnt really follow, but meh