PhilTheForce

The ladies get Vin Diesel and Paul Walker and the guys get...Michelle Rodriguez?! I've always had a thing for Latin ladies but never her! Jessica Alba however....

But I'm not sure what for?! Is it S.I? The swimsuit issue? or the cars?! Either way I'm off for a cold shower...

Afraid I've gotta give a +1 on that! I'm surprised so many Zed owners love em - they are a world apart in looks. Awesome performance I admit but if that's all you want you can go faster for less £

Needs a Plenum spacer.

I've never had work done by you but I've been impressed with your work for others. I run my own home business producing specialist guides and newsletters (Mainly for Martial Arts) so there's a good chance I could have work for you in future if you're interested in working with that kind of area

I think it's out 6th March here. (I'm gonna try and check it out at the IMAX) If you do get chance then definitely read the book before, it's unlike anything else I've ever read. Be warned though it's pretty intense! Rape, murder, Nuclear war and psychotic superheroes...not bedtime reading.

Vigilantes? Politics? Fetish wear? Hang on I thought the other thread was about Watchmen!

That man for Prime minister!

Anyone read the book? (If not read it now, it's incredible) The film comes out really soon and I for one cannot see how this deep, multi layered and pretty brutal piece of literature can work on screen. It's already been through 5 directors and I'm worried it'll turn into a superhero cheese-fest. Surely it would need to be about 5 hours long to work properly?!

So I wake up Sat morning, wander round to my garage and notice all the people in my road looking at their cars. Turns out the local Chav crew had decided to take a trip down our cul-de-sac and randomly vandalise everyones car in a row One had the ariel broken off, one had the number plates nicked and my flat mates car had a new spoiler in the form of one of those road-works hole-covers on his roof. Of course the grit that had stuck in the plastic cover has made a complete mess of his roof. It looks like someone has played noughts/crosses in the paintwork! For some reason they didn't touch the Yellow Cinquecento in the middle of it all! I felt guilty for having a garage but it still makes me mad

I'm just teaching myself how to create these. Didn't see any animated Zed gifs so I knocked this together as an experiment: Not sure what it's doing but it is my first ever animated gif! Might try and put some better moving ones together when I get chance, if people want ones of their car?!

Aren't lashings what Jack uses when he ties two sea turtles together with his own hair?! Can you tell I know nothing about working with boats? (Oh and anyone on Facebook should try changing their language to English (Pirate) in the options. Tis well funny!

Sounds more like the Black Pearl!

You often get hit in the face at these meetings?!

Just so long as you don't find any strangers 'loving' the Zed... http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Transwiki:Mechaphilia (ever see that programme about those weirdos?)

Last night, Gunmetal Z looking very nice. Lowered, aftermarket exhaust, private plates and the wheels were kind of dark with polished rims.

Going on CS' post of 1.8m width I'd say you need a minimum of a 2.5m garage as you will need to get those long doors open. Thats what i was thinking, if your garage is so tight you're worried about the mirrors, you're not getting out! Be fine if you have a roadster!

I'm a peaceable sorta guy but stuff like this makes my blood boil. Once again a government run organisation treats us like crap, has terrible service and charges us for the pleasure. The worst one I had recently was my local council who made a mistake and overpaid me by £10 back when I was out of work. They then sent me threatening letters demanding payment back and talking about going to court! They balls it up and have the nerve to threaten me for it?! grrrr Suggest that the system is wrong and you'll probably be bundled off as a terrorist! It's all going a bit V for Vendetta isn't it......

I'd be fired in a flash if I took photos around my work, what with all the prototype Jags/Aston Martins driving around the site. Shame though, I see some very interesting motors

Congratumolations mate!

Only one option.... get in there first, and nick the Pizza guys delivery Scooter! Then he can't get round to yours to have the Zed!

Gotta be easier than some of the jobs I've done on my car!

Zazur you have the funniest avatar I've seen in a long time! Almost as good as the Saving Private Ryan Hax wars one.

Eva Longoria, Marmite and Vaseline. I'm sure I had a dream like that once....

Spamalot?!. .. ....I'll get my coat...