Reminds me of a time a few years back.... was in a jokey shop buying naff leaving gifts for someone at work, the top shelf was lined up with dildos, was a very shy woman looking at them...hmmmm.. anyway, i reached for something and knocked one off the shelf right above her head, i quickly caught it and put it back and she smiled, i then said........ "jeez you wouldnt like that in your face", i have never seen a face go sooooo red, she left the shop like a bullitt