DJsickboy

That is quality!!

As you know I have had my car and been a member on here for 6 months now and I have not posted any pics up so.... Today after a clean....

Cheers for the replies, yep he is an English Bull Terrier, crackin dogs but very head strong. His mum was 2nd in class at Crufts last year and the Dad is EU champion. The mum weighed 6 stone and the Dad 7 stone, so I am expecting him to get pretty big. He wont fit in the Z thats for sure but we have a dogwaggon Golf for transport. He is only 8 weeks old so loads to go yet. I am over the moon about it, waited many years and the time to be right to get one, then the last 12 months checking out breeders and getting the best dog I could for form but more importantly temprement.

I have been after one of these for years, I have had dogs all my life but allways wanted one of these. My last dog died a few years ago and now is the time right for another... well chuffed, looking forward to the walks... Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce you to George...

Yep what a dissapointment, Dorna better pull there finger out and quick because WSBK is kicking its arse in the excitement stakes!

Watched TD for the first time last night and yeah the drift sequences are awesome as are the cars but the film itself... OMG what a load of crap!! Plot anyone? script written by a 13yr old perhaps? .....Toilet!!

Game on I cant wait!!!

Aw I missed the fun but why was he banned again? For what reason? trolling?

They were a month old when I bought them in September, the receipt was for 4 new wheels + tyres dated August 2nd 2008.

The reason I asked was it a front as I suspect there was a bad batch, mine were going under the laquer following the machine lines from the bolt holes and machined edges. Has got much worse since this pic was taken.

Is it a front by any chance?

Hmmmm I like the idea, perhaps having the Apexi valve thingy will stop me from upsetting the neighbours whilst it sits at 3k from cold trying to warm up then I can release the noise when out of earshot.... love the look of it with the bungs out.. Does it make your ears bleed on the motorway?

Hello and welcome

When you say loud, do you mean like really stupidly loud like anti socially, about to upset the neighbours and get your collar felt loud? or just feckin noisey loud?..

I would agree with that, but for the fact that mine were starting to go in September before the roads were salted. Obviously using them through the winter has not helped one jot.

Yep mine are the same, my offside front is now looking very bad, two others starting to go, particularly in the centre I have little white lines following the machining, on the rims little blotches that are rising as we speak. ESR told me that had replacements under warranty for me at the building and would be sending out, then wrapped up the company and it was no more, they also have the original bill of sale which has now vanished along with the company. Less than 12 months old and I need to refurb them, not impressed at all.

+1

I wish someone did video it because I am sure it looked hilarious!!

Nah, first I did a few little hops and a 360 but not over the pallets, jumped them with a whip first go no problem, then got carried away and the rest was inevitable.. You can see it now can't you?... Give us that ere lad I will show you how its done!!..... crunch! Too old?.... never... er well... maybe a little bit... ahem..

So one of our young engineers comes in today on a BMX, I used to be quite handy with one many moons ago so we were comparing tricks,..... so this 37 yr old male with a beer belly, goes charging accross the car park to jump 4 pallets with a 360... BOOM... in went earth sky earth crunch... Kin ell that hurt... bruises to body and pride ensue. Wouldn't be so bad but for the crowd of about 20 people around the business park watching.. the first few jumps and tricks went fine, but me as usual went for the big one and forgot that I left my talent ansd skills behind in 1988.. TWONK!

Number 3 to the checkout please.....

I have had no problems with Type R's and coopers but then mine is the 310 version, by the time I hit third they are toast.

Well done mate you really clawed back some places

Got one of those tedious 'pass it on' emails which usually contain very little amusing. This one was different. Worth reading. Letter from an old dear to her bank. Bank manager sent it in to the times and it won letter of the year. Dear Sir, I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three 'nanoseconds' must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account £30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, re-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become. From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan payments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank by cheque, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be aware that it is an offence under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact Status which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Solicitor, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modelled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows: 1-- To make an appointment to see me. 2-- To query a missing payment. 3-- To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there. 4-- To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping. 5-- To transfer the call to my bathroom in case I am attending to nature. 6-- To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home. 7-- To leave a message on my computer (a password to access my computer is required. A password will be communicated to you at a later date to the Authorized Contact.) 8-- To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 8 9-- To make a general complaint or inquiry, the contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call. Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous, New Year. Your Humble Client Addendum from The Editor: IMPORTANT to REMEMBER that this letter was written by a lady who is 98 years old DOESN'T SHE MAKE YOU PROUD!!!? Top work dear..

Ha ha yeah you git, funny wasnt it? me losing the plot because of no internet connection to the site hehe. Worth it tho mate, cant wait to do the next one!!