DJsickboy

Stew, Sent mate

Not sure of the legalities in that, but I am happy for it to happen..

In such illustrious company my zed performed admirably. Not a real match for the Exige or the Elise round the hairpins but on the open bends and straights was more than equal. The CSL is quicker on open roads but could not pull away from me on the twisting mountain roads. The Boxster and the zed were more evenly matched but I was able to out accelerate from a standing start. Nice

Cool beanz

Should have passed easily with high flow's on, may have a dodgy lambda. +1 It should have passed mate.

Absolutely stunning I really want to go there!! How was the Z in that company?

An old man totters into a chemist's to buy Viagra tablets. 'Can I have 6 tablets? I need them cut into quarters'. 'I could cut them' said the chemist 'but a quarter won't give you a full erection'. 'I'm 96 years old, I don't have much use for an erection - I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't **** on my slippers'

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

OMG have I joined the Tall club or something? I am 5'11 and feeling very insecure right now!!!... Is this car really for me??? Oh No what have I done It seems you have to be a bloody giant to buy one, but you will not fit if you are somewhere between 6'2 and 6'4 anywhere before or after seems to be fine.... but at 5'11 I just wont cut it so i am going to have to cancel my order and buy a TT instead... hahaha.... Not :teeth:

Aww Crap!!

No problem Happy to share the info. I am sick of the government trying to kerb our fun. I hope you all like it and find it helpfull.. :P

leeroy.... PM me with yer Email address and i will send it Sarnie.... Have sent it to ya Djay

+1 ??

Sounds like the sping plate in the clutch or the release bearing.... Take to nissan and Shout!!

Aha!! Sent mate Djay

No problem but as its on PDF I would rather send it via Email. Its too big to post on here or on a PM Let me know your Email and I will send Just for reassurance, I will not keep the Email addresses or use them for any other reason than to give you this info.. It will be sent from my personal Email.

I dont know about you but I am sick to death of speed camera's I dont want to get into the whole debate, as it winds me up so much sufice as to say there is a place for them but thats not where 99.99% are situated. I have own fast cars and very fast bikes and I ride/drive them as they should be driven but I am always very safe and I never take the P%$s. But why should we line the governments pockets for doing 38 in a 30 or 85 in a 70 when it is perfectly safe to do so. As such I have spent many hours researching the subject and found some valuable info on how deal with it. I have some very good letters and information on how to avoid getting prosecuted or how to prepare for a defense. I have been caught with either a Gatso or camera van 3 times since I got 9 points on my license and I have not been prosecuted once. This year my license is clean again and I intend to keep it that way and not have to drive/ride like my nan. This is not guaranteed but it does maximise your chances of getting away with it. PM me with you Email address and I will send on the info

hahaha LMAO

+1

And the doors locked... Watched a guy get flung out of door on track mid roll, the car carried on rolling 3 times with him hooked in by the feet... not nice.... very dead. The force of the roll flung the door open the force of him being flung about in a 3 point with a badly bolted down aftermarket seat made it let go.... keep the doors locked unless you got a 4 point and a well bolted down seat. if you crash and the doors are locked you may be trapped for a few seconds untill you get out of a window, i would rather take my chances that way.

Hi mate nice Civic......

This sunday mate

Yes.......... Marks out of Two? I would give her.........

When I first drove the Z I was a bit dissapointed in as much as I could hear the motor scream and the speedo rush up pretty quick but it doesnt 'feel' that fast although it definately aint bad. I have a 2.2 TDCI Mondeo ST which is chipped, 190BHP and 400ftlb torque and it shifts no doubt, especially in the midrange. Truth is tho although it feels quick it sounds like a tractor and there is no fun in that... Diesel is the fuel of satan... Stinky rattly crap.. Cant wait for the 1st to get my lovely sounding, rapid and beautifull Z that sounds like a proper car not a bloody icecream van.... hahahaha Tick tock rattle rattle

Heading towards Newmarket giving it the big un, If its you,.. sorry for trying to keep up in the Mondy.. it was good fun to watch... hehe