Emperor Ming Posted July 1, 2007 Author Share Posted July 1, 2007 One of my (many) hates at the moment is people driving clapped out cars without insurance. Two mates have been hit by them recently, one had his car written off. Any ideas? Easy ANPR = Automatic Number Plate Recognition technology fitted to EVERY police vehicle and EVERY public CCTV camera. All vehicle stopped immediately impounded. All insured drivers issued with a credit card style insurance document. MUST be produced at all times upon request. No production = vehicle seized and if not reclaimed against payment within 14 days RECYCLED!! Ming the PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Get rid of road tax. We pay duty on petrol. If you do 30k a year you buy more petrol hence pay more tax Burn all speed camera's Topless cheerleaders at all football matches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Ming Posted July 1, 2007 Author Share Posted July 1, 2007 Get rid of road tax. We pay duty on petrol. If you do 30k a year you buy more petrol hence pay more tax Sounds good. You are now Minister for Transport Burn all speed camera's Only on motorways and dual carriageways Topless cheerleaders at all football matches Cant Fault you on that one! Ming the PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 2 out of 3 is a start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev946 Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 1. Ban fags 2. No speed limit on Motorways 3. Legalise Prostitution 4. Get rid of all MP's and replace them with people who are qualified and DO KNOW what they are doing. 5. Ban all religions...cause too many wars.. now that's a challenge. 6. Get rid of all stealth taxes and tax people once on theie earnings. That means VAT goes, Insurance Tax goes, Road Tax goes, Fuel Tax goes...etc. 7. Nationalise the rail system and invest to ensure it runs on time and copes with the volume of people. Also reduce the extortionate pricing. This includes the insane Tube System. That'll do for now..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Ming Posted July 1, 2007 Author Share Posted July 1, 2007 1. Ban fags2. No speed limit on Motorways 3. Legalise Prostitution 4. Get rid of all MP's and replace them with people who are qualified and DO KNOW what they are doing. 5. Ban all religions...cause too many wars.. now that's a challenge. 6. Get rid of all stealth taxes and tax people once on theie earnings. That means VAT goes, Insurance Tax goes, Road Tax goes, Fuel Tax goes...etc. 7. Nationalise the rail system and invest to ensure it runs on time and copes with the volume of people. Also reduce the extortionate pricing. This includes the insane Tube System. That'll do for now..... Kev Welcome to the team. Miinister for home affairs it is then Ming the PM PS The red bits are Sarnie's cos he's got transport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoREoD Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Right - its dark now - you should all be in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Ming Posted July 1, 2007 Author Share Posted July 1, 2007 Right - its dark now - you should all be in bed. Minister in charge of Children then!! LOL Ming the PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmmackfc Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Criminals pay for their own legal aid. If they are not guilty they won't have to worry they'll get their money back. Wonder how many would plead guilty if they realised they were having to fork out the cash. Just think how much the taxpayer is going to have to spend keeping these two Glasgow bombers in custody and hospital and then eventually (2years?) a trial. On a sepaerate note apparently that guys burns are so bad they have given him viagra... ...to keep the sheets off his legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAB Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 do something about all the spongers - just not sure what yet! Easy Dole is EARNED If you do not have a job and are fit and able bodied then you do 40 hrs voluntary work for your dole. No work = no money. Almost everyone is able to contribute to our society and should be encouraged to do so! The spongers that you refer to will then see the benefit of getting a higher paid 'job' and move off the dole leaving it for those genuinely in need of it! Ming the PM Absolutely there with you Ming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinbad Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 http://www.getthemessage.net/index.php?id=MzcxODc= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 All my thoughts seem to be here already, damn you lot are on the same wavelength as me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Pretty much agree so far, but I would add getting rid of political correctness which drives me mad.... Kids cant sing 'baa baa black sheep' any more Why is christmas now a 'celebration of festivities'? Why cant you call a fat person fat etc etc Thats what they are! Whats wrong with saying 'nitty gritty'? Non-competitive sports for kids so nobody loses. WTF! Why cant you call a female who sells a saleswoman? It has to be salesperson. Ands about a million other stupidly ridiculous rules dreamt up by government/local council idiots with nothing better to do... And the american culture of litigation and blame culture doesnt help at all. Had an accident that wasnt your fault....well be more careful next time you tw4t... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H5 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 As with Louis' comments, most of the things I'd do have been outlined here. Except turn old oil platforms into offshore prisons then we don't have risks of people escaping. Plus, they'd be suitably mixed - paedophiles and rapists in with the murders and gangs. Fraudsters in with the burglars etc. Oh, and ban the Human rights thing if you break the law - it automatically means you waive your rights to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Ming Posted July 2, 2007 Author Share Posted July 2, 2007 Pretty much agree so far, but I would add getting rid of political correctness which drives me mad.... Kids cant sing 'baa baa black sheep' any more Why is christmas now a 'celebration of festivities'? Why cant you call a fat person fat etc etc Thats what they are! Whats wrong with saying 'nitty gritty'? Non-competitive sports for kids so nobody loses. WTF! Why cant you call a female who sells a saleswoman? It has to be salesperson. Ands about a million other stupidly ridiculous rules dreamt up by government/local council idiots with nothing better to do... And the american culture of litigation and blame culture doesnt help at all. Had an accident that wasnt your fault....well be more careful next time you tw4t... That makes you the 'PC , PC' then. Rooting out and re righting all the wrongs. We could call it the minister for common sense. Hell you would have one seriously busy job. Ming the PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Ming Posted July 2, 2007 Author Share Posted July 2, 2007 As with Louis' comments, most of the things I'd do have been outlined here. Except turn old oil platforms into offshore prisons then we don't have risks of people escaping. Plus, they'd be suitably mixed - paedophiles and rapists in with the murders and gangs. Fraudsters in with the burglars etc. Food dropped in by helicopter and the waters patrolled by gun boats. With this set up sentences would only need to be quite short!! Oh, and ban the Human rights thing if you break the law - it automatically means you waive your rights to it. Agreed. See my entry re criminal V's Outlaw' Welcome on board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Only allow fit women immegrants to enter, ugly ones can be deported back No male immegrants allowed to enter Allow the cain in schools No asbos just straight to Army disciplining 350z owners dont pay road tax UK signs a treaty that the £ will never go Euro All novas and scooters are banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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