The Bounty Bar Kid Posted December 31, 2012 Posted December 31, 2012 My wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of me. "Well?" she said, "I've lost a stone, can you see a difference?" I picked up a pebble and tossed it in the ocean. "The beach has lost a stone." I said, "can you see a difference?" Quote
spursmaddave Posted December 31, 2012 Posted December 31, 2012 My ex once asked if we could go to the beach, I said no as the last time Greenpeace kept pushing her back into the water everytime she came out Quote
rtbiscuit Posted December 31, 2012 Posted December 31, 2012 i'm not allowed to swim in the sea. if I do Holland floods. Quote
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