monkfish Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Right! I've had enough of you guys and your obsessive cleaning of your zeds. It's winter time and it's the season to get your car really filthy, cos basically there's fook all you can do about it. The question is......who has the dirtiest zed on the forum. I'll start the ball rolling with this confession.... It has been 8 weeks since I last cleaned my car..... PS. H5 & Ming. Some of the following pictures may offend you....... Notice the grime at the passenger door handle and just above the exhaust. Beautiful. Points gained for artistic "tide marks" on lower door. Don't know why I've blurred out the number plate, cos you couldn't read it anyway. ............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 sorry but here is the dirtiest mine has been all winter Note the un-glossy tyres Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M13KYF Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 don't reckon much to your rear spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 don't reckon much to your rear spoiler PMSL Is it the NISMO V.4 made in wood-fibre? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt Wilson Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Right! I've had enough of you guys and your obsessive cleaning of your zeds. It's winter time and it's the season to get your car really filthy, cos basically there's fook all you can do about it. The question is......who has the dirtiest zed on the forum. I'll start the ball rolling with this confession.... It has been 8 weeks since I last cleaned my car..... PS. H5 & Ming. Some of the following pictures may offend you....... Notice the grime at the passenger door handle and just above the exhaust. Beautiful. Points gained for artistic "tide marks" on lower door. Don't know why I've blurred out the number plate, cos you couldn't read it anyway. ............... What colour is it underneath the Sh1teshield Monkfish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomoto Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 nice to see one being used properly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ir_fuel Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Tonight i will put a picture up that will put your car to shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish Posted February 6, 2007 Author Share Posted February 6, 2007 Tonight i will put a picture up that will put your car to shame Looking forward to it......... .......the benchmark has been set!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish Posted February 6, 2007 Author Share Posted February 6, 2007 What colour is it underneath the Sh1teshield Monkfish? Believe it or not, it's UY !! There's nowt better to protect your zed in the winter than a good half inch coating of shite!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish Posted February 6, 2007 Author Share Posted February 6, 2007 don't reckon much to your rear spoiler PMSL Is is NISMO V.4 made in wood-fibre? Yeah, it's the limited edition "Path to Beach" version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt Wilson Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Birdshield.......very cheep! ......sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoREoD Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 don't reckon much to your rear spoiler PMSL Is is NISMO V.4 made in wood-fibre? Yeah, it's the limited edition "Path to Beach" version. I thought all good spoilers are made from MDF? At least thats what my best Chav told me ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinbad Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Ha Ha quality!! :teeth: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H5 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 He he, it's just that I only post up the pictures of the car when it is clean. But I'm with Louis, mine hasn't got that dirty so far. I can add th epics of the Volvo, currently white with salt!! It only takes a dozen buckets of rinse water on the mitt to get that lot off, you'll be fine!! Looking forward to seeing if anyone can beat it!! Note to self: don't come across as a cleaning geek!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 [quote="H5 Note to self] Too late GEEK!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H5 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 [quote="H5 Note to self] Too late GEEK!!!!!! P.S. Almost got tyres sorted, apologies for delay, Elise got done again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Birdshield.......very cheep! ......sorry That's a load of crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 I cant help having a clean car, but i have some of the old MG that was quite dirty at times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickya Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Holy cow :scare: Iv been pampering my zed too much, she gets washed almost every week if not every two! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ir_fuel Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Looking forward to seeing if anyone can beat it!! Lemme give it a try (sorry for pic quality, was taken with a mobile phone ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam's Z Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 By the end of the month I'll own a Gunmetal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 By the end of the month I'll own a Gunmetal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyn Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 a thread i feel i can contribute to already been told once today that my car is... and i quote 'a disgrace' will try get a piccie in the morning when we get some light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam's Z Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 a thread i feel i can contribute to already been told once today that my car is... and i quote 'a disgrace' will try get a piccie in the morning when we get some light M56 & M62 are a killer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 Looking forward to seeing if anyone can beat it!! Lemme give it a try (sorry for pic quality, was taken with a mobile phone ) Nice..... Have you been using it to pull a plough? I particularly like the muck around the arches, but can't help but feel that it hasn't endured the same neglect as mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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