monkfish Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 Right! I've had enough of you guys and your obsessive cleaning of your zeds. It's winter time and it's the season to get your car really filthy, cos basically there's fook all you can do about it. The question is......who has the dirtiest zed on the forum. I'll start the ball rolling with this confession.... It has been 8 weeks since I last cleaned my car..... PS. H5 & Ming. Some of the following pictures may offend you....... Notice the grime at the passenger door handle and just above the exhaust. Beautiful. Points gained for artistic "tide marks" on lower door. Don't know why I've blurred out the number plate, cos you couldn't read it anyway. ............... Quote
sl114 Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 sorry but here is the dirtiest mine has been all winter Note the un-glossy tyres Quote
Digsy Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 don't reckon much to your rear spoiler PMSL Is it the NISMO V.4 made in wood-fibre? Quote
Sgt Wilson Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 Right! I've had enough of you guys and your obsessive cleaning of your zeds. It's winter time and it's the season to get your car really filthy, cos basically there's fook all you can do about it. The question is......who has the dirtiest zed on the forum. I'll start the ball rolling with this confession.... It has been 8 weeks since I last cleaned my car..... PS. H5 & Ming. Some of the following pictures may offend you....... Notice the grime at the passenger door handle and just above the exhaust. Beautiful. Points gained for artistic "tide marks" on lower door. Don't know why I've blurred out the number plate, cos you couldn't read it anyway. ............... What colour is it underneath the Sh1teshield Monkfish? Quote
ir_fuel Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 Tonight i will put a picture up that will put your car to shame Quote
monkfish Posted February 6, 2007 Author Posted February 6, 2007 Tonight i will put a picture up that will put your car to shame Looking forward to it......... .......the benchmark has been set!! Quote
monkfish Posted February 6, 2007 Author Posted February 6, 2007 What colour is it underneath the Sh1teshield Monkfish? Believe it or not, it's UY !! There's nowt better to protect your zed in the winter than a good half inch coating of shite!! Quote
monkfish Posted February 6, 2007 Author Posted February 6, 2007 don't reckon much to your rear spoiler PMSL Is is NISMO V.4 made in wood-fibre? Yeah, it's the limited edition "Path to Beach" version. Quote
Sgt Wilson Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 Birdshield.......very cheep! ......sorry Quote
WoREoD Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 don't reckon much to your rear spoiler PMSL Is is NISMO V.4 made in wood-fibre? Yeah, it's the limited edition "Path to Beach" version. I thought all good spoilers are made from MDF? At least thats what my best Chav told me ..... Quote
H5 Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 He he, it's just that I only post up the pictures of the car when it is clean. But I'm with Louis, mine hasn't got that dirty so far. I can add th epics of the Volvo, currently white with salt!! It only takes a dozen buckets of rinse water on the mitt to get that lot off, you'll be fine!! Looking forward to seeing if anyone can beat it!! Note to self: don't come across as a cleaning geek!! Quote
Sarnie Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 [quote="H5 Note to self] Too late GEEK!!!!!! Quote
H5 Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 [quote="H5 Note to self] Too late GEEK!!!!!! P.S. Almost got tyres sorted, apologies for delay, Elise got done again. Quote
Trev-the-Rev Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 Birdshield.......very cheep! ......sorry That's a load of crap Quote
sl114 Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 I cant help having a clean car, but i have some of the old MG that was quite dirty at times Quote
rickya Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 Holy cow :scare: Iv been pampering my zed too much, she gets washed almost every week if not every two! Quote
ir_fuel Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 Looking forward to seeing if anyone can beat it!! Lemme give it a try (sorry for pic quality, was taken with a mobile phone ) Quote
Liam's Z Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 By the end of the month I'll own a Gunmetal Quote
Sarnie Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 By the end of the month I'll own a Gunmetal Quote
Martyn Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 a thread i feel i can contribute to already been told once today that my car is... and i quote 'a disgrace' will try get a piccie in the morning when we get some light Quote
Liam's Z Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 a thread i feel i can contribute to already been told once today that my car is... and i quote 'a disgrace' will try get a piccie in the morning when we get some light M56 & M62 are a killer Quote
monkfish Posted February 7, 2007 Author Posted February 7, 2007 Looking forward to seeing if anyone can beat it!! Lemme give it a try (sorry for pic quality, was taken with a mobile phone ) Nice..... Have you been using it to pull a plough? I particularly like the muck around the arches, but can't help but feel that it hasn't endured the same neglect as mine. Quote
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