glrnet Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Shifting her knees slightly..................my girlfriend moved forwards then backwards, forwards then backwards...................back and forth, back and forth. The more she did this the louder my sighs of frustration became before she finally screamed........................ "I can't park this fecking car! You do it you smug b@stard" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 How disappointing Graham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldel Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 And guess who I thought the first person would be that I'd be in trouble with!!? How disappointing Graham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldel Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 I actually just read this out to Rebecca, she did laugh...although somewhat restrained as she did kerb another of my Volks this morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 well obviously...I wouldn't want to let the side down And guess who I thought the first person would be that I'd be in trouble with!!? How disappointing Graham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cragus Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Kerbed volk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilli Red Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Obviously not a girlfriend who can multi task like most of us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain10101 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 If it was my wifey it would be Shifting her knees slightly..................my girlfriend moved forwards then backwards, forwards then backwards...................Bump and grind, bump and grind. The more she did this the louder my sighs of frustration became before I finally screamed........................ "Get out You can't park this fecking car! And you owe me a new set of rims! Get a second job if you have to! She replied 'Its cos your watching me'...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zugara Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 That is shat But. I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.....etc.... Whale Oil Beef Hooked Said in an Irish tone...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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