Dave J Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 My most sucessfull one lately is "Where do i know you from?"..........corny, yes but a rather polite icebreaker that has a fine success rate (obviously backed up by my fine looks ). My second favorite is "Do you know what that skirt would look good on? my bedroom floor!!" and finally "Is that a lumberjack skirt? Why? Because it's giving me wood!!" Dave. Quote
rickya Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Have I uh............uh.......slept with you before? Quote
sl114 Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Erm i dont really have one, i usually just talk to a girl and get to know her, then move in for the kill Quote
Baptist Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Do you like flowers pet???? Well put her tu-lips around me c*ck! Quote
lomoto Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Do you like flowers pet???? Well put her tu-lips around me c*ck! going for the classy birds again then Bap Quote
Sarnie Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Me: Do you like chicken? Girl: Yes,why? Me: Well, suck me **** its fowl Quote
sl114 Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Me: Do you like chicken?Girl: Yes,why? Me: Well, suck me **** its fowl i love that one!! Quote
Baptist Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Do you like jewelery pet?? Suck me c*ck, its a f*ckin gem. Aye cant beat Sid the Sexist. Quote
Dave J Posted November 30, 2006 Author Posted November 30, 2006 I must dig that Sid The Sexist video out of the attic!! I haven't seen that in ages Dave. Quote
Trev-the-Rev Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Do you want a drink? - No - so I suppose a f***s out of the question! Quote
kerbside*motors Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 "Lets go back to my place for sex and Pizza!" (Slap) "Oh, do you not like Pizza?" "Excuse me. Your dress is coming off." "No it isn't!" (Replys the Laydee) "Yes it is! I have decided!" Quote
charlied Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Sit on my face whore I like. No one else normally does... Quote
sl114 Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Sit on my face whore I like. No one else normally does... I do, its to the point and blatant, if she says no, just move to the next! SMooth dude Quote
Baptist Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Never used a chat up line in my life, to be honest. Quote
350Znismo Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Have you put the kids to bed, and is my luck in !!!!! (been married to long) Quote
P15UL T Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 mmmph,mmmmph,mmmmph,mmmmph,,uhhh,uhhhh.....sorrry did i wake you dear !! Quote
Darren_Z Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 You: Do you know the difference between sex and a sandwich? Her: No You: Wanna do lunch? Lets play carnival, you sit on my face and i'll guess your weight Ive lost my number, can I have yours? Quote
Sarnie Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 How do you like your eggs, fertilized or unfertilized? Quote
sl114 Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 I just ask them out, boring i know But every date in the last 3 months with 5 girls has resulted in sex on the 2nd date! I must be doing something right i think Or maybe its the car, lol. Quote
Sarnie Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 I just ask them out, boring i know But every date in the last 3 months with 5 girls has resulted in sex on the 2nd date! I must be doing something right i think Or maybe its the car, lol. Sex on the FIRST date would be doing something right Quote
sl114 Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 I just ask them out, boring i know But every date in the last 3 months with 5 girls has resulted in sex on the 2nd date! I must be doing something right i think Or maybe its the car, lol. Sex on the FIRST date would be doing something right Yeah, but i like classy girls, Quote
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