rtbiscuit Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 and if your going blind; then your doing it to much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjones6699 Posted September 16, 2010 Author Share Posted September 16, 2010 Ermmm thanks for the advice guys.....I think I'll stick to crate crash for the time being! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenni86 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 I used to do this when i was bored at work. WARNING : ITS REALLY ANNOYING !!!! http://www.notdoppler.com/theimpossiblequiz.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjones6699 Posted September 16, 2010 Author Share Posted September 16, 2010 Oh dear god! This has come back haunt me!! Spent a lot of time attempting this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNABASHED Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 some people say masterbation is a good time killer I used to do this when i was bored at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Davebod89 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 havent been for a number 2 yet Treat yourself haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Spend the evening spanking your monkey..... http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/spankthemonkey I spanked it 526mph this afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjones6699 Posted September 16, 2010 Author Share Posted September 16, 2010 WOW!! Youre really good at spanking the monkey!.............. I could only manage 260mph! You must have good wrist action! HAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 There is a knack to it.... more practice for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 im on question 41 of the impossible quiz. dammit i have one life and i have no idea which bit of the duck im pressing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenni86 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 im on question 41 of the impossible quiz. dammit i have one life and i have no idea which bit of the duck im pressing Its the afro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjones6699 Posted September 17, 2010 Author Share Posted September 17, 2010 68!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S77 CRV Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Read this list of funny names Adam Baum Adam Zapel Al Bino Al Dente Al Fresco Al K. Seltzer Alf A. Romeo Ali Katt Amanda Lay (real person) Amanda Lynn (a mandolin) Amber Green Andy Friese (as in antifreeze, a real race car driver) Anita Bath, Anita Bohn, Anita Dick, Anita Friske, Anita Hanke (real person), Anita Goodman, Anita Hoare, Anita Job Anita Knapp, Anita Lay, Anita Little, Anita Mann, Anita Mandalay, Anita Plummer, Anita Shower Anna Graham Anna Prentice (an apprentice) Anna Recksiek (anorexic) Anna Sasin Anne Teak Annette Curtain Annie Howe, Annie Matter April May (a real person I knew in high school) April Schauer (allegedly a real person) Aretha Holly Armand Hammer Art Major, Art Painter, Art Sellers B.A. Ware Barb Dwyer Barb E. Dahl Barbara Seville Barry Cade Bea Minor and Dee Major Beau Archer, Beau Tye Ben Dover, Ben Down, Eileen Dover, Skip Dover Ben Marcata (a musical term) Bess Eaton (donut shop chain) Biff Wellington Bill Board Bill Ding Bill Foldes Bill Loney Billy Rubin Bob Apple Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Kitty Katz Bonnie Ann Clyde Bonnie Beaver, MD - she's an Ob/Gyn of course! Brad Hammer (carpenter joke) Brandon Cattell Brandy Anne Koch (Brandy and Coke) Brandy D. Cantor Brighton Early Brock Lee Brooke Trout Bud Light Bud Wieser (real college math teacher) Buster Cherry, Buster Hyman C. Good (alledgedly a real eye doctor) C. Senor C. Worthy Cam Payne Candace Spencer (can dispenser) Candy Barr, Candy Baskett, Candy Kane, Candy Sweet Cara Sterio (alleged real person) Cara Van Carrie Dababi ("carry the baby" - Dababi is an Egyptian name) Carrie Oakey Casey Macy Cheri Pitts, Harry Pitts Chip Munk Chip Stone (sculptor) Chris Coe Chris Cross Chris P. Bacon Chuck U. Farley Chuck Waggon Claire Annette Reed Constance Noring Corey O. Graff Count Dunn, Count Orff Coyne Flatt (real person) Craven Moorehead Crystal Ball Crystal Claire Waters Crystal Glass, Crystal Snow D. Kay, DDS D. Liver Dan D. Lyons Dan Druff Dan Saul Knight Darren Deeds Daryl Rhea Dick Bender (real sports person) Dick Burns Dick Bush (real person) Dick Face Dick Finder (real name of a urologist) Dick Head, Dick Hertz Dick Hyman (famous jazz musician) Dick Hunter (my junior high principal - really!) Dick Mussell Dick Pole (real major league baseball player) Dick Rasch (real person) Dick Swett Dick Tator Dick Trickle (real person, a NASCAR driver) Dick Wood (real person, emailed me) Dickson Yamada Dilbert Pickles Dinah Soares Dixon, Cox, and Peters (law firm) Don Key Donald Duck Donny Brook Doris Schutt (Doris Open...) Doug Graves Doug Hole Doug & Phil Updegrave (yes, this is a legitimate last name) Doug Witherspoon Douglas Furr Dr. Baldock (of course he's a Urologist) Dr. Croak Dr. Harry C. Beaver (real OB/GYN, retired now) Dr. Bender (Chiropracter) Dr. Butcher Dr. DeKay, DDS Dr. & Dr. Doctor (real married doctors from Norwalk, CT) Dr. E. Ville Dr. Shelly Fingerhood (real OB/GYN) Dr. Gass (allegedly a real anesthesiologist) Dr. Gutstein Dr. Hanus Dr. Hurt (real pediatrician in Saginaw, MI) Dr. Hymen Dr. I. Ball (optometrist) Dr. Kauff Dr. Look (real opthalmologist in Hawaii) Dr. Looney - a psychiatrist of course! Dr. Payne (plastic surgeon in Sandusky, OH) Dr. Pullham Dr. Robert Fallis, real doctor who does vasectomies) Dr. Slaughter (proof HERE, probably more with that name) Dr. Surgeon (another real doctor from Stamford, CT) Drew Peacock Duane Pipe Dusty Rhodes Dusty Sandmann (real person, submitted by his dad Roger Sandmann) Edna May (or may not) Earl E. Bird Earl Lee Riser Easton West (and of course Weston East) Eaton Wright and Liv Good Ella Vader Emma Royds Eric Shinn Ernie Coli (E. Coli) owns a Mexican restaurant? Estelle Hertz (it still hurts) Evan Keel Faith Christian Fanny O'Rear Father A. Long Ferris Wheeler Ford Parker Forrest Green Dr. Frank Bonebreak (real doctor) Gae Hooker (allegedly real surgical prep nurse) Gaye Barr Gaye Jolly Gail Storm (Wendy Storm, Dusty Storm and Rory Storm) Gene Poole Geoff L. Tavish (Gefilte fish) Gil Fish Ginger Rayl, Ginger Snapp, Ginger Vitus Gladys C. Hughes (glad to see you) H. Wayne Carver, MD (Connecticut medical examiner who carves up dead people.) Hamilton Burger (Ham Burger, character on the old Perry Mason TV series) Harden Thicke Harold Assman (and you thought that Seinfeld episode was just a joke) Harry Armand Bach, Harry Balls, Harry Beard, Harry Beaver Harry Caray (famous sports announcer) Harry Chest, Harry Cox, Harry Johnson, Harry Legg, Harry Hooker, Harry P. Ness, Harry Peters, Harry Lipp, Harry Sachs Harry R. M. Pitts Harry Rump (a real plumber from Freemont, Maine!) Hazle Nutt Heidi Clare Helen Back Helen Waite (credit manager - if you want credit go to Helen Waite) Herb Rice Holly McRell Holly Day, Holly Wood Howie Doohan Hugh Jass Hugh Jorgan Hugh Morris (a "humorous" name, thanks to Shaun Oriold) Hy Ball Hy Lowe, Bea Lowe Hy Marx (scholar), Hy Price I.D. Clair I. Lasch I.M. Boring I.P. Freely, I.P. Daly Ileane Wright, Ilene South (West, East...) Ima Hogg (a real person, daughter of a Texas governor) Iona Ford Iona Frisbee (alledgedly a real person) Iona Stonehouse (also alledgedly a real person) Ivan Oder Ivana Mandic (a real basketball player) Ivy Leage Jack Goff (my uncle - no kidding!) Jack Haas Jack Hammer Jack Knoff Jack Tupp (the perfect name for a car mechanic) Jay Walker Jean Poole Jed Dye (Jedi) Jenny Tull Jerry Atrick Jim Laucher (gym locker) Jim Shorts, Jim Shu, Jim Sox Jo King Joe Kerr (joker) Jordan Rivers Joy Kil Joy Rider June Bugg Justin Case, Justin Casey Howells, Justin Hale, Justin Inch, Justin Miles North (just ten miles north), Justin Time, Kandi Apple Kay Bull Keelan Early (dying young) - real person who submitted his own name Kelly Green Kenny Penny Kent C. Strait (an optometrist, of course!) Kenya Dewit Kerry Oki King Queene Lake Speed (a real person, NASCAR race car driver) Lance Boyle, Lance Butts Laura Lynne Hardy Laura Norder (law and order) Leigh King (leaking) Les Moore Les Payne - should be an anesthesiologist Les Plack, a real dentist - proof HERE Levon Coates Lewis N. Clark (real person, he told me he drives an Explorer) Lily Pond Lina Ginster (allegedly real) Lisa Carr, Kitty Carr, Otto Carr, Parker Carr Lisa May Boyle, Lisa May Dye Lois Price (bargain shopper) and her husband Hy Price Lou Pole Lou Zar (loser) Lucy Fer Luke Warm Lynn C. Doyle Lynn O. Liam M. Balmer Macon Paine (real name - Google it) Mark Skid (Skid, Mark) Manny Kinn Marlon Fisher Marsha Dimes (march of dimes) Marsha Mellow Marshall Law Marty Graw Mary Annette Woodin Mary A. Richman Mary Christmas Matt Tress Maude L.T. Ford Max Little Max Power May Day May Furst Mel Loewe Melba Crisp (real person who emailed me) Melody Music Mia Hamm (a real person) Mike Easter Mike Hunt Mike Raffone Mike Reinhart (My Cryin' Heart - sounds like it could be a country song) Mike Rotch Mike Stand (a real person) Mike Sweeney (sounds as Mike's weenie), famous baseball player Minny van Gogh Missy Sippy (and her mom, Mrs. Sippy) Mister Bates Misty Waters (a real person) Misty C. Shore (a real person), Rocky Shore, Sandy C. Shore (another real person) Mo Lestor Molly Kuehl Mona Lott Monica Monica (real person) Morey Bund Muddy Waters (famous blues singer, real name McKinley Morganfield) Myles Long Nancy Ann Cianci Nat Sass Neil Down, Neil Crouch Neil McNeil (submitted by his cousin) Nick O. Time Noah Riddle, Noah Lott Norma Leigh Lucid Olive Branch Olive Yew Oliver Sutton (all of a sudden) Ophelia Payne Oren Jellow Orson Carte Oscar Ruitt Otto Graf Owen Moore, Owen Bigg (should be tax collectors) P. Ness, A. Ness P. Brain Paige Turner Park A. Studebaker Pat Downe (a real person) Pat McCann Pat Hiscock Pearl Button Pearl E. Gates, Pearl E. White Peg Legge Penny Dollar, Bill Dollar (real people) Penny Lane, Penny Nichols, Penny Profit, Penny Wise Pepe Roni Pete Moss and his son Forest Peter Johnson (a real announcer on public radio), Dick Johnson Peter Peed Peter Wacko, DDS (real dentist in Calgary, AB, proof HERE) Phil Bowles (must be a pot dealer) Phil Graves (cemetery employee, works with his brother Doug Graves) Phil Rupp Phil Wright, DDS (real dentist in Anchorage, AK, proof HERE) Phillip D. Bagg (partner of Robin Banks below) Pierce Cox (ouch!) Pierce Deere Pierce Hart Polly Ester Post, Mark Price Wright (another real person) Priti Manek ("pretty manic", real doctor in Houston, TX) R. M. Pitt R. Sitch R. Slicker Randy Guy Randy Lover Raney Schauer Ray Gunn Ray Zenz (raisins) Raynor Schein Reid Enright Rex Easley (reportedly a real traffic safety teacher at Kamiakin High, Kennewick, WA) Rhea Curran Rhoda Booke, Rita Booke Rich Feller, Rich Guy Richard P. Cox (real person) Richard Chopp (real Urologist in Austin, TX, does vasectomies) Rick O'Shea Rick Shaw Rip Torn Rita Buch Robin Andis Merryman Robin Banks, Rob Banks, Robin Feathers, Robin Money, U. O. Money Robert and Reginald Soles (allegedly real brothers: R. Soles) Rock Pounder, Rock Bottoms Rocky Beach, Sandy Beach Rocky Mountain, Cliff Mountain Rocky Rhoades Rod N. Reel Roman Holiday Rose Bush, Rose Gardner Rowan Boatman Royal Payne Russell Leeves Russell Sprout Rusty Blades, Rusty Bridges, Rusty Carr, Rusty Dorr, Rusty Fossat, Rusty Fender Rusty Irons, Rusty Keyes, Rusty Nail, Rusty Pipes, Rusty Steele Sal A. Mander Sal Minella, Sam Manilla, Sam & Ella's restaurant Sally Forth Sarah Bellum Sawyer B. Hind, Sawyer Dickey (even better, I. Sawyer Dickey) Sandy Banks, Sandy Beech, Sandy Brown, Sandy Spring Seth Poole (poor guy has a lisp) Seymour Bush (gynecologist), Seymour Butz (proctologist), Seymour Wiener (urologist) Shanda Lear (daughter of Bill Lear, inventor of the Lear jet) Sharon Fillerup Sharon Needles, Sharon Weed, Sharon A. Burger Sheila Blige Skip Roper, Skip Stone Sonny Day Sno White (real person) Stan Still - should own a 'stationery' store :->) Stanley Cupp Dr. Steven Sumey (Dr. sue me, real person in Fairmont, MN) Sue Flay Sue Ridge (sewerage) Sue Yu, Sue Jeu Summer Camp (allegedly a real person) Summer Day Summer Greene Sy Burnette Tad Moore Tad Pohl Tanya Hyde Tara Cherry, real gynecologist (PROOF) Terry Achey (real name) Terry Bull (allegedly real n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjones6699 Posted September 17, 2010 Author Share Posted September 17, 2010 I started reading it and thought, wow hang on, lets scroll down to see how many there are! Thank Christ i did!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 new poll is up to keep you amused boredman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy P Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 im on question 41 of the impossible quiz. dammit i have one life and i have no idea which bit of the duck im pressing I got the impossible quiz on iphone, wasted many hours on that. I think I got to number 85 or something. I had forgotten about it until now, I might have to look at it again, it might swallow my life again though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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