One word or two?

[jim]

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Eventually, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

 

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

 

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

 

The old gentleman sat quietly for a few moments, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered -

 

'Is that one word or two?'

[kObi]

[Ebized]

[Ruddles]

[Cragus]

[ATTAK Z]

A few weeks later the wife asked the hubby "tell me about the sexual relationships you enjoyed before we were married" "No ...... that'll probably cause and argument" he replied. "Oh please please tell" she insisted "How many women have you taken to bed" "Well" he said trying to think "Erm ........1 ... 2....3....4...5....6....7...8....9........oh and then there was you .......11....12.....13....14...15.....