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Just got this on a bulletin bored at work.

 

It goes to 1000 people.....

 

 

Hello,

 

 

 

This is not a joke – please only serious answers !!

 

 

 

I would like to ask, if someone can borrow me a cat over the weekend?

 

 

 

I have a mouse in my bed room.., which obviously needs to be caught and killed and

 

I thought – that a cat would be the most efficient and biological way.

 

 

 

I would pick it up..and bring it back.. and of course take proper care of her.

 

 

 

Any other suggestions are also welcome.

 

 

 

Thanks & Regards, Birgit

 

 

 

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Just got this on a bulletin bored at work.

 

It goes to 1000 people.....

 

 

Hello,

 

 

 

This is not a joke – please only serious answers !!

 

 

 

I would like to ask, if someone can borrow me a cat over the weekend?

 

 

 

I have a mouse in my bed room.., which obviously needs to be caught and killed and

 

I thought – that a cat would be the most efficient and biological way.

 

 

 

I would pick it up..and bring it back.. and of course take proper care of her.

 

 

 

Any other suggestions are also welcome.

 

 

 

Thanks & Regards, Birgit

 

 

 

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

 

I've been told that I'm efficient, but never biological!! lol

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The 'borrow me' bit irritated me ...........

 

Cats are great for that - mine would have it in seconds, BUT as most cat people know, the cat would be so scared in a strangers house to start off with it would be useless.

 

Funny though! She needs a humane mousetrap with a lump of chocolate in it!

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The 'borrow me' bit irritated me ...........

 

Cats are great for that - mine would have it in seconds, BUT as most cat people know, the cat would be so scared in a strangers house to start off with it would be useless.

 

Funny though! She needs a humane mousetrap with a lump of chocolate in it!

 

 

She is foreign (as a lot of people in my company are) so that explains that bit.

 

 

The lump of chocolate and humane trap was in my sensible reply. It did follow 'then you'll have to borrow a dog for a weekend' though.

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The 'borrow me' bit irritated me ...........

 

Cats are great for that - mine would have it in seconds, BUT as most cat people know, the cat would be so scared in a strangers house to start off with it would be useless.

 

Funny though! She needs a humane mousetrap with a lump of chocolate in it!

 

 

+1 on the borrow and +1 on the mouse trap.

 

litterally just set one this second, weird coincidence. i put a bit of pepperoni in it :lol:

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:lol: peanut butter's good too.

I send Jack through to the neighbours whenever they discover evidence of mice ...and as we live next to the Tay that's every Autumn....but he just goes to sleep on their bed :wacko:

 

I'm glad that I know you're other half is called Garry so I'm assuming Jack is a cat !?!?! ;)

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