nixy Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 you scottish guys need to ask the english guys for some fresher lines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Nix we shall have fun on the Hoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 you scottish guys need to ask the english guys for some fresher lines! I think we will pass on that nix! You English lot have no game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted July 26, 2009 Author Share Posted July 26, 2009 you scottish guys need to ask the english guys for some fresher lines! That line doesn't work on Scottish girls though. I have no lines! Haven't had to chat up a girl in 5 years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 you're not included jay - not a proper full scotsman........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 you scottish guys need to ask the english guys for some fresher lines! That line doesn't work on Scottish girls though. I have no lines! Haven't had to chat up a girl in 5 years! still have to have lines. dont forget them young skywalker. use the force, embrace the banter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 you're not included jay - not a proper full scotsman........ Would have to argue there - I'm sure whenever he gets the chance to wear a skirt with nae knickers he's straight in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 you're not included jay - not a proper full scotsman........ Would have to argue there - I'm sure whenever he gets the chance to wear a skirt with nae knickers he's straight in there That is the funniest thing i've heard all night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 you're not included jay - not a proper full scotsman........ Would have to argue there - I'm sure whenever he gets the chance to wear a skirt with nae knickers he's straight in there You just wanna see me in a kilt vik Am always a true scotsman while wearing one of my kilts Bit breezy tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 you're not included jay - not a proper full scotsman........ Would have to argue there - I'm sure whenever he gets the chance to wear a skirt with nae knickers he's straight in there You just wanna see me in a kilt vik Am always a true scotsman while wearing one of my kilts Bit breezy tho yet somhow the warmest and most comfortable thing youve ever worn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 you're not included jay - not a proper full scotsman........ Would have to argue there - I'm sure whenever he gets the chance to wear a skirt with nae knickers he's straight in there You just wanna see me in a kilt vik Am always a true scotsman while wearing one of my kilts Bit breezy tho Weebles wobble but they don't fall down............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 If I had my way kilt wearing for the Hoon would be compulsory What d'you reckon Nix? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I have no probs with this at all! Any excuse to chuck a kilt on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 If I had my way kilt wearing for the Hoon would be compulsory What d'you reckon Nix? Personally I am not a fan of men in skirts Vik unless the man in question is stunning enough to carry it off and I'm therefore too pre-occupied to notice he's wearing a frock! If you want to get hold of me for the next few hours i'll be in the understairs cupboard hiding from all the scotsmen on here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 SKIRT .............. SKIRT A BLOODY SKIRT thats it nixy your in for it Just u wait till your asleep in the challet hahaah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cragus Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I shouldn't get involved in this clash .....I am all for the kilt. I even play the bagpipes BUT a kilt is not something that should be worn in haste but given great consideration and treated with respect OR IT WILL GET YOU....... GRAZED TESTICLAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 HAHAHAHAHA your a LEGEND craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 If I had my way kilt wearing for the Hoon would be compulsory What d'you reckon Nix? Personally I am not a fan of men in skirts Vik unless the man in question is stunning enough to carry it off and I'm therefore too pre-occupied to notice he's wearing a frock! If you want to get hold of me for the next few hours i'll be in the understairs cupboard hiding from all the scotsmen on here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markie Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Just u wait till your asleep in the challet hahaah Same goes for you too Jay!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Just u wait till your asleep in the challet hahaah Same goes for you too Jay!! I dont need much sleep anyway and when i do fall asleep al make sure my door is locked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Well I'm going to try to persuade Gary to wear one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 More insight for you sassenachs (yes mods ........another long list post from me ) IT'S A PURE DEAD GIVE-AWAY THAT YOU'RE SCOTTISH IF: 1. You consider scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine is good weather 2. The only sausage you like is square 3. You have been forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at secondary school 4. You have a wide vocabulary of Scottish words such as numpty, aye, aye right, auldjin, baltic... 5. You destroyed your teeth when you were young using Buchanan's toffee, Wham bars, Penny Dainties, MB Bars, Cola Cubes etc 6. You have an enormous feeling of dread whenever Scotland play a 'numpty' team like the Faroe Islands 7. You happily engage in a conversation about the weather with someone you've never met before 8. Even if you normally hate the Proclaimers, Runrig, Caledonia , Deacon Blue and Big Country, you still love it when you're in a club abroad and they play something Scottish 9. You used to watch Glen Michael's Cavalcade on a Sunday afternoon with his side kick Lamp Paladin 10.. You got Oor Wullie and The Broons annuals at Xmas 11. You can tell where another Scot is from by their accent - "Awright, pal, gonnae gies a wee swatch oa yur Sun ? Cheers, magic pal." Or "Fit ya bin up tae ? Fair few quines in the nicht, eh ?", etc 12. You see cops and hear someone shout 'Errapolis' 13. You have participated in or watched people having a 'square go' 14. You know that when someone asks you what school you went to they only want to know if you are catholic or protestant 15. You have eaten lots and lots of random Scottish food like mince 'n tatties, Tunnock's Caramel Logs, oat cakes, haggis, Cullen skink, Lees Macaroon Bars, etc 16.. A jakey has asked you for money 17. You think nothing of waiting expectantly for your 1p change from a shop keeper 18. You know the right response to 'Ye dancing ?' is 'Y'askin ?' followed by 'Ahm askin' and finally 'Then ahm dancin' 19. Whenever you see sawdust it reminds you of pools of vomit as that's what the jannies used to chuck on it at school 20. You lose all respect for a groom who doesn't wear a kilt 21. You don't do shopping.... You 'go the messages' 22. You're sitting on the train or bus and a drunk man sits next to you telling you a joke - and asking 'Ahm no annoying ye ahm a?' and you respond 'Naw, not at a', yer fine. This is ma stoap, but' 23. You can have an entire phone conversation using only the words 'awright', 'aye' and 'naw' 24. You have experienced peer pressure to have an alcoholic drink when out - regardless of the circumstances 25. You know that ye cannae fling yer pieces oot a 20 storey flat, and that seven hundred hungry weans'll testify tae that. Furthermore you're sure that if it's butter, cheese or jeely, or if the breid is plain or pan, the odds against it reaching earth are 99 tae wan 26. You know that going to a party at a friend's house involves bringing your own drink 27. Your holiday abroad is ruined if you hear there is a heatwave in Scotland while you're away 28. Your national team goes 2-0 up again the Czechs in a qualifier in Prague and your mate says we'll end up losing 3-2 here and you think "Probably" 29. You can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, and Auchtermuchty 30. Your favourite pizza is deep fried and battered from the chippy 31. You're used to 4 seasons in one day 32. You can't pass a chip shop or kebab shop, without drooling, when you're drunk 33. You can fall about drunk without spilling your drink 34. You measure distance in minutes 35. You can understand Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like them in your own family 36. You go to Saltcoats because you think it's like being at the ocean 37. You can make a whole sentence out of just swear words 38. You know what haggis is made with and still eat it 39. Somebody you know used a football schedule to plan their wedding day date 40. You've been at a wedding where the footie results were read out 41. You aren't surprised to find curries, pizzas, kebabs, Irn Bru, nappies and fags all for sale in one shop 42. Your seaside holiday home has Calor gas under it 43. You know that Irn Bru is an infallible hangover cure 44. You understand all the above and are going to send it to your pals 45. And, finally, you are 100 per cent Scottish if you have ever used these terms - "How's it hingin'?", "clatty", "boggin", "cludgie", "dreich", "bampot", "bawheid", "baw bag" and "dubble nugget". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 thats briliant vik right from the first one i was nodding the whole way haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 I'm now getting concerned i may need to bring a translator.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Dont worry Nic I am a crossbreed, I speak Jock, Yorkie, Scouse. Essex Chav and many more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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