Beavis Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 Nope the zed is ok and the washing machine and dryer are ok. I was playing in a local poker tournament last night at the casino and there are just 3 of us left after starting at 9pm. The blinds are 5000 and 10000 chips. I am in dealer position with JJ and raise the action to 45000 to play. Small blind folds and big blind calls automatically with AA. The chances of someone having pocket aces 3 handed against my pocket jacks??????????? I lose half of my chipstack and what looked like a guaranteed £300 with the chips i had because of the 5am end, then i push the next hand with pockets 33 and get called with A 10 and he hits the 10 Stll picked up £160 though for third, but the £440 for first place would have been nice. Very very tired today though I do love my poker Quote
xStric9x Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 That means nothing to me only that you are a few quid up Quote
martinmac Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 You must have been gutted when you saw you were up against aces Anyway, less talk of chips, I am on a diet Quote
JT1703 Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 That means nothing to me only that you are a few quid up Likewise Only bit I understood is the bit about you being a few quid up Quote
marzman Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 Congrats mate. You know, the dryer and washing machine was the first thing i thought of when i saw the thread. So are you going to re-invest the winnings or quit while you're ahead? Quote
Beavis Posted March 4, 2009 Author Posted March 4, 2009 Congrats mate. You know, the dryer and washing machine was the first thing i thought of when i saw the thread. So are you going to re-invest the winnings or quit while you're ahead? I play in a tourney just about every week Bagged just over a grand in the last 2 months of last year. No i wont quit i love the game too much. Very mentally demanding though Quote
mbs Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 Really tough, but don't worry, soon be Cheltenham Quote
nixy Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 I did think the washer had got the better of you again. The above was all greek to me I'm afraid except that I wonder when you find time to lavish any attention on your lady! There must be a permanent space in bed next to her! Quote
Beavis Posted March 4, 2009 Author Posted March 4, 2009 except that I wonder when you find time to lavish any attention on your lady! There must be a permanent space in bed next to her! I was greeted with "What time do you call this?" Errh 5.05 am. Quote
Andy Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 You should have shouted SNAP when the two aces came out, might have put him off his game Seriously though, I do like a game of poker every now and again myself but am no where up to tournament level! Congrats on the win though, is better than a poke in the eye! Quote
nixy Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 except that I wonder when you find time to lavish any attention on your lady! There must be a permanent space in bed next to her! I was greeted with "What time do you call this?" Errh 5.05 am. She must be cool - id have greeted you with something else......... (been dying to find a reason to do that to you!) Quote
ZeddZ Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 Nope the zed is ok and the washing machine and dryer are ok. I was playing in a local poker tournament last night at the casino and there are just 3 of us left after starting at 9pm. The blinds are 5000 and 10000 chips. I am in dealer position with JJ and raise the action to 45000 to play. Small blind folds and big blind calls automatically with AA. The chances of someone having pocket aces 3 handed against my pocket jacks??????????? I lose half of my chipstack and what looked like a guaranteed £300 with the chips i had because of the 5am end, then i push the next hand with pockets 33 and get called with A 10 and he hits the 10 Stll picked up £160 though for third, but the £440 for first place would have been nice. Very very tired today though I do love my poker A present for you Beavis. Beware the link below is full of bad language. http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090222182227485 I know how the boy feels. Quote
Beavis Posted March 4, 2009 Author Posted March 4, 2009 Nope the zed is ok and the washing machine and dryer are ok. I was playing in a local poker tournament last night at the casino and there are just 3 of us left after starting at 9pm. The blinds are 5000 and 10000 chips. I am in dealer position with JJ and raise the action to 45000 to play. Small blind folds and big blind calls automatically with AA. The chances of someone having pocket aces 3 handed against my pocket jacks??????????? I lose half of my chipstack and what looked like a guaranteed £300 with the chips i had because of the 5am end, then i push the next hand with pockets 33 and get called with A 10 and he hits the 10 Stll picked up £160 though for third, but the £440 for first place would have been nice. Very very tired today though I do love my poker A present for you Beavis. Beware the link below is full of bad language. http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090222182227485 I know how the boy feels. LMFAO Online poker can be very frustrating though i am doing quite well at that at the moment too. She must be cool - id have greeted you with something else......... (been dying to find a reason to do that to you!) I am pulling out of Wrexham Quote
BulletMagnet Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 Well, it's better than going out on the bubble. Quote
Trev-the-Rev Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 That means nothing to me only that you are a few quid up +1 Quote
Cara Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 I play in a tourney just about every week Bagged just over a grand in the last 2 months of last year. No i wont quit i love the game too much. Very mentally demanding though Initial post all gobbledygook to me too But at that kind of winnings, do you fancy a student? Quote
Zedrush Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 You should have shouted SNAP when the two aces came out, might have put him off his game PMSL thats something I would of done, dont understand poker or poker jargon, looks like fun though Im not gambling kinda person but hear horror stories of people who get addicted and lose everything, be careful Beavis Quote
Beavis Posted March 4, 2009 Author Posted March 4, 2009 I play in a tourney just about every week Bagged just over a grand in the last 2 months of last year. No i wont quit i love the game too much. Very mentally demanding though Initial post all gobbledygook to me too But at that kind of winnings, do you fancy a student? May run a small tornament on the Saturday night in Chester during the Wales drive out. See if i can get my petrol money for the Sunday Quote
Cara Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 I play in a tourney just about every week Bagged just over a grand in the last 2 months of last year. No i wont quit i love the game too much. Very mentally demanding though Initial post all gobbledygook to me too But at that kind of winnings, do you fancy a student? May run a small tornament on the Saturday night in Chester during the Wales drive out. See if i can get my petrol money for the Sunday Okay now even more of a reason for me to stamp my foot and throw a wobbly at not being able to go on the Wales run You mean you'd all be playing with real money what's wrong with monopoly money Quote
Zedrush Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 I play in a tourney just about every week Bagged just over a grand in the last 2 months of last year. No i wont quit i love the game too much. Very mentally demanding though Initial post all gobbledygook to me too But at that kind of winnings, do you fancy a student? May run a small tornament on the Saturday night in Chester during the Wales drive out. See if i can get my petrol money for the Sunday Okay now even more of a reason for me to stamp my foot and throw a wobbly at not being able to go on the Wales run You mean you'd all be playing with real money what's wrong with monopoly money I remember when I was 7 years old I went to a sweet shop and put a load of penny sweets in the bowl, the woman looked at me and said £4.00 please, I gave her a £100 monopoly money and said dont worry about the change... I didnt get my sweets Quote
Cara Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 I remember when I was 7 years old I went to a sweet shop and put a load of penny sweets in the bowl, the woman looked at me and said £4.00 please, I gave her a £100 monopoly money and said dont worry about the change... I didnt get my sweets (You must have liked your sweets - £4 is a lot of penny sweets ) Quote
Zedrush Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 I remember when I was 7 years old I went to a sweet shop and put a load of penny sweets in the bowl, the woman looked at me and said £4.00 please, I gave her a £100 monopoly money and said dont worry about the change... I didnt get my sweets (You must have liked your sweets - £4 is a lot of penny sweets ) hence why I have dentures now at 28.... KIDDING Quote
Beavis Posted March 4, 2009 Author Posted March 4, 2009 A poker bad beat to sweets in less than 2 pages Quote
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