nixy Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 Had to drive down to the local top security prison last night to drop something off my son had forgotten to take in on his night shift. Got home tonight to be informed by him that one of the big butch prison officers said to him "I'd do your mum". Just as I was wondering whether that was flattering or not the punchline came.............................................................the big butch prison officer was ............................................................................................................................................. A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just my luck! Quote
S1 HNK Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 a handy woman to keep on the right side of though :lol: Quote
Stew Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 Shame she wasn't petite and pretty....... That would have fueled the imagination! Quote
nixy Posted January 29, 2009 Author Posted January 29, 2009 do you remember prisoner cell block H Stew? Quote
Sarnie Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 Had to drive down to the local top security prison last night to drop something off my son had forgotten to take in on his night shift. Got home tonight to be informed by him that one of the big butch prison officers said to him "I'd do your mum". Just as I was wondering whether that was flattering or not the punchline came.............................................................the big butch prison officer was ............................................................................................................................................. A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just my luck! What if she was a stunner? Quote
nixy Posted January 29, 2009 Author Posted January 29, 2009 would probably do the same as you would if a stunning man fancied you! Quote
Stew Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 I await Sarnies retort! I honestly can't think of a reply to my comment.... Quote
martinmac Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 You may be beyond my help as a babysitter Quote
nixy Posted January 29, 2009 Author Posted January 29, 2009 think its a body guard I need so you'll do! Quote
N1SM0350z Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Bend her over????? :lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol: Quote
Cara Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Well, it's always nice to be admired, and you know if you really get lonely one night......................... Quote
nixy Posted January 30, 2009 Author Posted January 30, 2009 Well, it's always nice to be admired, and you know if you really get lonely one night......................... I dont think I could ever be that lonely........... Quote
Chesterfield Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Nothing ventured nothing gained - go on give it a shot. Quote
Cara Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 There is that old saying 'never say never' Quote
nixy Posted January 30, 2009 Author Posted January 30, 2009 Not with a woman that looks like a big truck driver! Quote
martinmac Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 What you got against big truck drivers Quote
Chesterfield Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 A little sing song maybe... I'm drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn Drivin' a truck with my high heels on. Quote
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