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Old age and Viagra

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An old man totters into a chemist's to buy Viagra tablets.

 

'Can I have 6 tablets? I need them cut into quarters'.

 

'I could cut them' said the chemist

 

'but a quarter won't give you a full erection'.

 

'I'm 96 years old, I don't have much use for an erection - I just want it

sticking out far enough so I don't **** on my slippers'

 

:teeth:

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