martinmac Posted June 15, 2008 Posted June 15, 2008 The car has been a little neglected recently as I have been away so treated it to a nice clean and shine yesterday. Having done that I went out to find some petrol, nice day roof down On the way home I was driving through the village square but the traffic was jammed as a latge group of girls were leaving one of the local pubs to get into a coach. They had obviously had a few. Didnt take much thought to see it was a hen night. They started taking photos of the group with some pretty saucy poses Now we have all seen the shots in the various car mags with girls draped over cars, seems one of them had too One of them climbed onto my bonnet for a pose Just spent 2 hours trying to get the sctatches out Quote
Trev-the-Rev Posted June 15, 2008 Posted June 15, 2008 That's the girls Martin not the scratches. Seriously, though, hope there's no lasting damage. Quote
martinmac Posted June 15, 2008 Author Posted June 15, 2008 Fortunatley the new bonnet will be here soon Scary things these hen nights, certainly wasnt going to confront them Quote
tmJak Posted June 15, 2008 Posted June 15, 2008 I've had a few experiences with hen nights - terrible things, awful. Quote
Trev-the-Rev Posted June 15, 2008 Posted June 15, 2008 I've had a few experiences with hen nights - terrible things, awful. Yeah a bunch of scantily-clad out of control women - bloody scary Quote
martinmac Posted June 15, 2008 Author Posted June 15, 2008 I've had a few experiences with hen nights - terrible things, awful. Yeah a bunch of scantily-clad out of control women - bloody scary Also factor in that although scantily clad they werent exactly Max power girls Quote
Trev-the-Rev Posted June 15, 2008 Posted June 15, 2008 I've had a few experiences with hen nights - terrible things, awful. Yeah a bunch of scantily-clad out of control women - bloody scary Also factor in that although scantily clad they werent exactly Max power girls In that case I would say you were lucky to get away with just scratches on your bonnet Quote
martinmac Posted June 15, 2008 Author Posted June 15, 2008 The village forum http://www.mongsville.co.uk/forum/ And it is not a joke Quote
Ian Posted June 15, 2008 Posted June 15, 2008 The village forum http://www.mongsville.co.uk/forum/ And it is not a joke Quote
bronzee Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 Aaaw, that's not cool. Fortunatley the new bonnet will be here soon At least there's an upside. Quote
nixy Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 You should have got out and pushed the silly cow off! Quote
martinmac Posted June 16, 2008 Author Posted June 16, 2008 You should have got out and pushed the silly cow off! I would take on a crowd of hoodies, a couple robbers, a car hijacker..... but not a crowd of drunk girls Quote
nixy Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 were they tough northern birds - geordies perhaps? They'd have probably taken you! Quote
GC350z Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 The trick is not to take them on but to bribe them away with offers of vast quantities of alcohol at whatever pub if they'd just f*** off back onto the bus. Quote
martinmac Posted June 16, 2008 Author Posted June 16, 2008 were they tough northern birds - geordies perhaps? They'd have probably taken you! I live in a farming village and they know where I keep my car Nuff said Quote
Zummertor Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 One awful scenario Poor car ! You didn't fancy trying a J-turn then and going the other way, may have done more damage in a tight spot. Quote
stanski Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 Martin - you should try the divide and concor teqhnique - take out the ugly one first then work your way to the rest one at a time- Absynth should do the trick -or a mallet!! Quote
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