zippypooz Posted April 9, 2016 Posted April 9, 2016 My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate... I was so shocked I almost tripped over my penis. 3 Quote
Stutopia Posted April 9, 2016 Posted April 9, 2016 I was sat in the front room the other day and through the window I saw six men kicking and punching the wife. My neighbour phoned up and asked 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No. Six should be enough." 5 Quote
G1en Posted April 9, 2016 Posted April 9, 2016 An old chubby brown joke Chubby: i turned on tv this morning to see on the news that some lunatic is driving the wrong way round the M25 causing multiple accidents as motorist swerve to avoid. I thought to myself, my wife is on the M25 this morning, i better ring her to warn her. Ring Ring. Darling. There is an idiot driving the wrong way on the motorway. Be careful Wife: Its not one idiot chubby, there all f**king doing it! 1 Quote
zippypooz Posted April 9, 2016 Author Posted April 9, 2016 Chuckled at this one....Finally Phew!! Quote
Payco Posted April 9, 2016 Posted April 9, 2016 Old Tommy Cooper gag.All tennis players are witches.Take that Goran for example - evenhesawitch... 1 Quote
zippypooz Posted April 9, 2016 Author Posted April 9, 2016 Old Tommy Cooper gag.All tennis players are witches.Take that Goran for example - evenhesawitch... You have a long way to get to the class and sheer funniness of my jokes Payco! 1 Quote
Paul K Posted April 9, 2016 Posted April 9, 2016 My wife has taken up jogging. She jogs 5 miles a day. Good thing is by the end of the week she's 35 miles away!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 4 Quote
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