AndySpak Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 A couple, about to give birth, go to the hospital to deliver their baby. They go onto Labour Ward and wait for the magic to happen. Unfortuantely during labour, there are some complications and they need to perform a caesarian section. The mother is given gas and the father is asked to leave. When everything is over, the father is back in with the mother when the doctor comes to see them. The doctor, looking a little bit sad says "As you know, during labour there were a few problems". The couple stare at him with anticipation. The Doctor continues, "Well, there's some good news and there is some bad news, which would you like first?". The couple look at each other and jointly agree that they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "I'm sorry to tell you, that your baby is ginger". The couple, slightly confused ask, "Well whats the good news then?". The doctor replies, "It was dead!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GC350z Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 I'm in an open plan office and trying really hard not to laugh out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 HA HA HA HA HA PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 you were right - that IS sick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
live2themaxuk Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 im not ginger, but i have ginger pubes. . .this joke offends me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIXXERUK Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 im not ginger, but i have ginger pubes. . .this joke offends me WAY too much detail mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndySpak Posted January 2, 2008 Author Share Posted January 2, 2008 you were right - that IS sick! You would say that driving a ginger car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 My ginger car is very offended now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zummertor Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 True, it is sick. Getting the level of jokes you can tell in this forum gradually. Lots of offended Zed's around, good job mine's GunMetal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xStric9x Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Mines G/M to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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