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It IS a Kenwood unit I'm having it fitted with a bluetooth thingy and, as I already said, a reverse cam. I can't wait! I posted before to ask about the possiblity of connecting a hard drive via the USB port but no-one answered So I thought I'd go for it anyway. The guys at Turnbulls in Plymouth said that it'd be a real possibility that it'd work okay, so we'll see.

Hmmm, I wasn't sure. It's a legal question regarding the number plate/bodywork, so does it really belong in ICE?

Hi all. Not sure which forum to put this in, so Mods, feel free to move as you see fit. I have my car booked in on Thursday to have a new head unit fitted (I.C.E.?), it's on of thos double din, touch screen jobbies. I'm also having a reverse camera fitted and the engineer is going to try and make it as stealth as poss. One option is to fit it behind my square, JDM number plate with the lens occupying some of the "clear" yellow area (i.e. away from numbers/letters). I'm not sure of the legality of tampering with a number plate, though. i figure that if it's positioned well away from the registration it'd be okay, but would affect the MOT for instance? Any advice would be very welcome, particularly if you definitively know Thanks all

Yeh I agree lol !!! whoops +1

Nah, just funny!

who in their right mind would vote for none just look at the choice of names I'm not suggesting that anyone WOULD, or even should actually vote for none, but in the interests of fair play it ought to be listed. fair play ?? Ok. OK!!! I bow to the overall opinion. ban 'em all and let God sort 'em out!!!

who in their right mind would vote for none just look at the choice of names I'm not suggesting that anyone WOULD, or even should actually vote for none, but in the interests of fair play it ought to be listed.

Sadly, I haven't spent as much time in Aberdeen drinking as I'd like. Seems as soon as I get off my flight, I'm almost always rushed away to either a waiting vessel or chopper! then it's RUSH, RUSH, RUSH, standby....

It was the Bibby Sapphire. Joined at Albert Quay in aberdeen. It was meant to be a month's trip, but the weather has come up too much to dive, so we got "off-hired" and dropped off in Peterhead yesterday. Home again now

Spotted sitting in the airport carpark last monday (11th), looking very lonely without it's owner! Couldn't see the plate, so don't know what year, I was rushing past in a taxi to go and meet my ship!

This is hilarious!! But isn't it just a smidge subjective? I mean there's no option to vote for "none", so you're all busted regardless!

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself. Help requested please?

When i was a young boy i used to do "stand-up" comedy.. my very first gig was at an old peoples care home........ none of them got any of my jokes.......... but they still managed to **** themselves!!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax". "Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then" He sighs......... "Let's put all the Frosties back in the box."

Hi and welcome to the site. Thats a fantastic picture! it's a pity you weren't here a couple of months earlier, that one would've been sure to have made the calender. Maybe next year

It's very upsetting news and like the others, pleae accept me sincerest condolences. Thought are with you and your famiy.

I have a rather old Yamaha FZR1000, and although it's currently sorned, it's been well maintained and goes like stink! (no pics til I get back on the beach). I have been thinking about buying something a little newer, and maybe will look at one of the big four, litre sports bikes this spring/summer, but with work being so busy I don't know that I'd get the use out of it I don't know if any of you are aware, but once a year, normally around father's Day, there's a massive ride out down here in Devon. It's called the Megaride, and is the biggest event of it's kind in Europe. I try and make it every year, but again it's work dependant. I missed it last year, but the year before, there was over 9000 bikes in attendence, it totally takes over the roads and has the support of the local plod. It'd be great if there was a Zed contingent taking part. It's all for charity, and I guarantee you'll have a good time I'm offshore until at least the end of the month, but if anyone's interested, when I get home, I'll keep you updated with details.

First bit of sunshine we've had for ages, even the roads are dry! looks like it's gonna last at least fro the next week, and what happens? I GET THE CALL!!!!! So, I'm away from Monday for what looks like a month. Gonna miss the Dorset trip, Dave, sorry mate

Mothers and Sons Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other. And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me ..." says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18", she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says ...... They blow up so fast, don't they?"

One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom having sex with a very attractive woman. Understandably, the wife was very upset! "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me, a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you, I want a divorce straight away!" "But hang on a minute luv" the husband replied "At least let me explain" "Fine, go ahead" she sobbed "But they'll be the last words you'll ever say to me!" And so he began, "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the dinner I made for you last night, the one you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured it in minutes. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested she took a shower. I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away and gave her those designer jeans you've had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they're too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found that sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at that expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them.." The husband then took a quick breath and continued, "She was so grateful for my understanding and help, as I walked her to the front door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest. The priest asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on and on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done, just give her 10 Hail Marys. I'll be right back." Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected, Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable," she said. "I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex." Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situationâ€â€surely 10 Hail Marys would not do. So in a moment of desperation, the janitor peeked his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the priest give for oral sex?" The altar boy replied, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."

I really like that body kit! it's the first time I've seen one I really, REALLY like. It looks understated, but agressive, super