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It's done now. The cam is bigger than I thought it'd be, it doubles up as an infra red one at night so it has what looks like leds surrounding the lens. If it causes any problems for the MOT or the law, I can disconnect it and replace the number plate easily enough. We'll see when I put it in later in the year.

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?" "To the kitchen" he replies. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" "Sure." "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks. "No, I can remember it." "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down because you know you 'll forget it." He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts. Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says - "Where's my toast?

I am bound to get some flak for this, but hey! Quotes From The Perfect Woman: 1.) "I'll swallow it all...I just love the taste!" 2.) "Are you sure you've had enough beer?" 3.) "I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!" 4.) "Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome!" 5.) "If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!" 6.) "I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?" 7.) "You're so sexy when you're hung over." 8.) "I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping." 9.) "Let's subscribe to Hustler." 10.) "Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?" 11.) "Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses." 12.) "I'll be out painting the house." 13.) "I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too." 14.) "Honey, our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!" 15.) "I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house." 16.) "No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed." 17.) "Your mother did a great job raising you." 18.) "Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs." 19.) "I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year for God's sake. You go fishing with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever." 20.) "Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your mates?" 21.) "Not the f**king mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!" 22.) "Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8." 23.) "You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings." 24.) "That was a great fart! Do another one!" 25.) "I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya!"

That second one is hilarious

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Actually, I was beginning to feel kinda romantic. The link said it was testing the theory that no matter who sings Bazza, birds would find you attractive, and I gotta say..... I'd give him one

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Excellent

£113!!! I would steer clear of them, if I were you, that's just extortion!!!

Not that I'm considering getting a reverse camera, but why don't you like yours? It might simply be down to getting used to it, but right now the main reason is due to the fact there is no depth perception. I can reverse using it until another car's bumper fills my screen, and I'm still 3 or 4 feet away! I haven't been brave enough to test it to it's extreme, I may have to experiment by standing one of the kids in the road and reverse up to them

It's very windy down here, right now. But I don't think it's as bad as the week before last, that one managed to blow over a 200 year old oak tree in my parents garden. Miraculously, no-one and nothing was damaged or hurt. We'll see how the day progresses.

I coulda done with that!!!

Yeah, I've been getting updates from them since I first got the car. They regularly email me with all the local prices within 10 miles or so. Shell seem to be consistently the cheapest (chokes back a snort of contempt toward the government), but I still tend to get mine from Tesco, especially when they do their 5p off vouchers, last fill up on premium was £1.03.

Can only happen in America! Absolutely brilliant and a big thank you to our colonial cousins for never failing to provide us with endless amusement

Hi and welcome to the site, blacktop. Good to see another Devonian on here as we are few and far between right now! I'll be sure and keeo an eye out for you on the roads Don't know about your sensor question, but i recently had a reverse camera fitted into my number plate, and I have to say, I don't really recommend them!!!

I'd rather be going skiing... I'd rather it wasn't work, but hey, whatcha gonna do?

Not to take away from you, Martin, but I got a call today........ MEXICO HERE I COME!!!! :yahoo: Okay, so its work and not a holiday, but I cant wait AND it isn't gonna cost me anything AND I'll get paid for it too!!!! Does life get any better, I think not

1615hrs today. GM JDM with a big wing on the back Exeter bound, turned off for Lee Mill. I did slow down for you to catch up, but you were going too slow even for that! I slowed to about 55mph but had passed the slip before you got close!

Looking forward to hear your findings.

Mate, thanks for posting that up, I'm gonna be laughing to myself all day thinking about it!

I've seen that before, years ago, I'd forgotten how funny it is. Absolutely hilarious, thanks for that. I find it even funnier when you can hear his dad chuckling behind the camera, sadistic bastard!!!

That looks pretty bling, but I have to ask, why? Is it merely for show, or does it offer something more practical? Can it be hidden, because it might look a little odd sitting on top of the instrument cluster? and how does it hook inot the car's internals/is it easy to fit?

I'm not what you'd call a typical commuter, but I'd use my car every day if I was. I certainly doesn't get kept as a fair weather/weekend drive, in fact it's filthy at the minute because of the sh!te thrown up from the roads. Just waiting for the right day to give it a good seeing to

Things couldn't be better, I'm at home, got my car, got time on my hands, what more does a man need? It's good to see you're still about, was starting to worry!