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Get ready to cringe...from another website not from me THE ABILITY TO MAKE AND UNDERSTAND PUNS IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF LANGUAGE DEVELOPMENT. Here are the ten first place winners in the International Pun Contest: 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!" 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive." 5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said," I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer." 7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan. " Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." 8. A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars. 9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. 10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

yeah the silver strip just pops off, i used a blunt ended butter knife, started at the top and just eased it out there's then 2 bolts if you want to remove the handle altogether. this link will also help - http://www.350z-tech.com/zwiki/Front_Sp ... stallation bout half down you could just sand down your current handle with some fine emery paper

Awesome thx for sharing didn't even know about this till now, will keep me eye out for the new series next year. BTW have got the Band of Brothers in the limited edition metal tin

scared of the 350z perhaps hit the heated seats button by mistake aircon's on full blast (best hot smilie i picked at random) only time i got sweaty palms is when i was on me driving test many years ago

welcome back to the world of the Z

awesome pics brings back very happy memories of going to various airshows with me grandpa, sadly whose no longer with us . ah the vulcan bomber, they don't make um like that anymore

choptop - there are 2 more terminator films planned, think they should have called these new ones something different like 'skynet wars' instead of cashing in still enjoyed it tho

the 2nd picture reminds me too much of a marcos profile thx for sharing the piccies tho

just been to see it.....................defo glad i did , enjoyed it very much but the plot as a few holes on it...........not gonna spoil it for the one's that haven't seen it yet on a side note transformers 2 looks very impressive

the forum can't take the credit, it's all down to it's user's, so everyone, give yourself a pat on the back

i did upgrade to IE8 to find it a bloated mess, have now switched to firefox, this site and many other loads faster with firefox (yes yes i should have switched years ago ) not tried this myself but there's addon for firefox that puts IE as a tab within firefox - https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419 might help you out

glad you got it, when every things done get some pictures took when ya can and post them

Does look great but there was no actual game play shown, just the pre-rendered CGI intro

finally got it the rear pads sorted last friday they also cleaned and refitted the fronts as they started to squeal like crazy

fingers crossed for ya m8

think Chris is getting his dash 'flocked' hence the trimming

similar product and use ? http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stor ... _langId_-1

thx for sharing. the bloke playing is pretty handy with a joypad, almost as good as if he was using a mouse.

excellent news enjoy your holiday

just typed in 350z , nothing else http://www.bing.com/search?q=350z&form=QBRE&filt=all

from your nissan dealer, should only be a few pounds

marzman, so what ya going to be running in your arcade, m.a.m.e for a guess and/or retro emulators ?? a few years i build my own tabletop arcade, used this site for parts - http://www.ultimarc.com/ the ipac (first version) on the site above was what i used to wire up the controls to the pc - http://www.ultimarc.com/ipac1.html had a 1.3ghz duron cpu, motherboard with on-board everything, 1 gig ram, 80gig HD, 17" lcd monitor, worked like a charm

exactly what i was quoted too when mine was being welded for £20, a nissan dealer wanted £500+ to replace the back box

fingers crossed you'll be visting a few theme parks and say hi to shamu from me have a great time and don't rush back

PC tinkering such as building n fixing them (no geeky smilie, this will do) LOVE roller coasters, there's not one that i wouldn't go on but you can forget bungeeeeee, no chance of me trying that