Sgt Wilson

Yes. i've got that Welsh railway station tattooed on mine... Rhyl!!

Here here! (sorry I have a stutter)

I'd like Cameron Diaz to meet my member, failing that I'd like to meet sl114 so we can compare tattoos!!

....Oh no it isn't!

tw@tting cad! Needs a good bunch of fives!!

Hello dear lady and

Even worse...a stubby spotted penis!!!

You should only worry if you've got a stubby member. Or a spotted member

I know I shouldn't but I'm giggling my tits off!

Nope, other end though of the engine Induction kit on toast? The best kind Cool and the Gang I've just had a chat about the ICE.....so much for me not doing any mods.

Nope, other end though of the engine Induction kit on toast?

You ate a Pair of De-Cat pipes for breakfast?

Your breakfast? Already had that, stop spamming Frightfully sorry old boy. What did you have?

Your breakfast?

PM'd

Which exhaust do you have? Errrr... Naw, def too technical for me, looks like a pair of baked bean tins on the back! Some sort of big stainless steel thingy.. Can ya tell yet Im technophobic?? you're not the only technophobe

.....and fish p1ss in it!

Hello, you little minx!

How right you are dear boy. 'Move away from the car.....you look like a couple of farmhands'

I've only had a few ales officer..... I can never touch meat until it's cooked...As a youth I used to weep in butchers' shops!

Sh1te, forgot that one!

yeah I just tried to divide them by type Fair enough...here goes 1. As Good As It Gets/ Analyze This/Analyze That 2. Leon / Goodfellas / Casino/ Godfather 1 and 2/Nikita 3. Withnail & I / Jack and Sarah/The Producers/ Le Petomaine 4. Silence of the Lambs trilogy/Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer 5. Shawshank Redemption /Catch Me If You Can/ 6. Deuce Bigelow Male Gigolo /Hot Chick/ Happy Gilmore/Trading Places 7. Dog Soldiers / Saving Private Ryan/The Big Red One/ Platoon 8. Falling Down /Dead Man's Shoes/ID/Scum/Football Factory 9. Napoleon Dynamite / 10. Apocalypse Now To name but a few off the top of my swede

That's about 28 by my reckoning. It is difficult though, when there are so many brilliant films it's difficult to pick just 10.

1. As Good As It Gets 2. Leon 3. Withnail & I 4. Silence of the Lambs 5. Shawshank Redemption 6. Deuce Bigelow Male Gigolo 7. Dog Soldiers 8. Falling Down 9. Napoleon Dynamite 10. Apocalypse Now

Welcome looks gorgeous and you can't go wrong with 'Beaver' in the address of the seller.