Sgt Wilson

Thanks for your sympathy Sarnie . I've just realised it's not grey at all, it is in fact blade silver from a touch up pen! Doesn't everyone do detailing work naked to cut down on static

I've just found my first grey pube so: A. I'm bored too and B. Could do with some good news too.

Further to my last post, I went to inspect the re-respray job this morning only to be confronted with a bonnet covered in missed bits and chips that weren't there before. Needless to say, no money changed hands and the manager has assured me that the job will be done again to my satisfaction. The kn0bheads either didn't do it properly or else they did and have been riding round town and added some stone chips, either way they ain't getting paid til it's right. To further compound my chagrin, the rear axle is clicking like a Flamenco dancer on acid, the CD skips when it's cold and I've found my first grey pube!

Ey up girls, fancy making up a threesome?

'Ow do lad Love Napoleon Dynamite, wonderful film. Peace out!

Welcome back old chap. it's nice and quiet up the old Mount at the moment. live that dream!

Awfully nice old chap. if you're bored get an Indian head massage!

Hello old chap, been round Olivers Mount recently, nice and quiet at the moment and good for a quick thrash as you rightly say.

40 and retired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sadly only retired from the RAF, pension not enough to keep me in beer and tabs.

According to their pamphlet named 'NISSAN-HISTORY IN THE MAKING' (in the welcome pack received with my Zed), they fire diamonds from point blank range from a compressed air gun at over 100mph at the paint. They further claim that '...If it isn't tough enough to resist, it isn't used.' I suggest they should have fired some hearts, clubs and spades at it and the jokers too for good measure. I can't believe the gall of these tw@'s. I love my Zed but the paintwork couldn't resist marsh mallows.

Had the massage and fell asleep during it Thanks for all the welcomes, hope I can be of some assistance in the future, be it head massage recommendations or computer geekery! I don't feel old at 40 especially bombing around in the Zed! Midlife crisis??!

Cheers Jim, will let folks know how it went, glad you like the avatar

Can't whack it mate

Glad to hear it!! I'm off for an Indian head massage, too much time on my hands I'm afraid. hello and goodbye.

Nice to know, I won't get lonely.

ha ha, you're probably right. I've just retired from work, it's a great feeling, hence have a little time on my hands and a lump sum from the RAF.

Hi to you too, that was a quick response.

I've been perusing the forum for a while now and decided to say hello and thanks for all the good advice. Only had my blade silver Zed coupe for a few weeks now and am still in the honeymoon period. I'm planning to keep it looking as Nissan intended but I have replaced the aerial with a Honda stubby and shall be getting a Paintshield full frontal when I've had the bonnet resprayed. Thanks again.

Greetings from Scarborough, I've been reading through the forum for a while now and picked up some very useful tips/advice Thanks! Further to the bad respray job on my front end, I've been quoted £160 + VAT to have the bonnet resprayed and the wings blended, here in Scarborough. I shall then be covering it until I can return to Paintshield to have the full frontal undertaken (OOOH Matron!). Thankyou Tom and Ann for being so accommodating, looking forward to seeing you again very soon.