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Sarnie

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  1. Nice I'd take the '350z' off the rear though to make thing symetrical
  2. Who is Boris?
  3. Who's going to take their lights out to send to you, be without their car for the duration waiting for you to send them back? Why don't you send the lights and let the buyers send you theirs once fitted?
  4. And then:
  5. The true measure of how quick a car is! Its an exact science and what we should all refer to when comparing cars
  6. Why would you tell everyone that you did such a fatty???? It's one of those put downs like the eating pieces of sh*t for breakfast one in Happy Gilmore! You ate a piece of @*!# for breakfast?
  7. Sarnie

    My Nismo Wheels

    Awesome
  8. Its your post code
  9. Sarnie

    Smoked

    Not unless you're driving at 100mph in the first 3 gears in a straight line it's not. @Sarnie: We're on about the 330D, not the 335D.
  10. Sarnie

    Smoked

    335d is 6.1 according to the BMW site: http://www.bmw.co.uk/bmwuk/pricesandspe ... 3D,00.html 0.2 secs is nothing...........the zed may beat it slightly over certain distances but your never gonna take chunks out of one or actually overtake one if he is giving it some too......
  11. ...........................she got on the speak your weight machine and it said "one at a time please''
  12. Yo mamma's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water!
  13. Your moms so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her
  14. Your moms so fat everytime she wears high heels she strikes oil
  15. Your moms so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
  16. Your moms so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway
  17. so thats why the thread was split pmsl damn it I got the whoring disease of sarnie... or was it his mum Your moms so fat she has a lifeguard for her cereal bowl
  18. Your moms so fat she deep fries her toothpaste
  19. Your moms so fat, when she fell over and cut her leg, gravy came out
  20. Which company is that Jay? Probably a sideline of ESR to keep the business flowing directline Is that cos you mum owns the car and as a named driver you earn your own NCD with Directline? Yep thats really true in fact I know everything thats cos you eat fish oh bring on the school days of cussing, i was so crap at it Your mom's so fat, when I was shagging her the other day I burnt my ass on the light bulb
  21. Which company is that Jay? Probably a sideline of ESR to keep the business flowing directline Is that cos you mum owns the car and as a named driver you earn your own NCD with Directline? Yep thats really true in fact I know everything
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