Sarnie

Hookers are the way forward

I converted mine into a dinning room when the Lambo wouldn't fit into it...............

Pizza is nice now and again but its too much carbs in one hit for me...........I sound like a bird

I would have been a normal member if they had made me a mod Now its my lifes work to right this heinous wrong and keep all mods sweating

Ooops wrong smilie Bugger it.

Just remember who has the Face it, i carry the peoples vote, mods can get ****ed Well I love the mods and think you should all love them too. Oh by the way I'm a big gay homo!

Perfect Pizza Still prefer KFC

I feel like I'm sitting on a metaphorical throne looking down on this thread watching my minnions furiously spamming away in my honour.

Colour looks better in those pics to me.....

Including you

The mrs can wait for me to come back for her

I don't like dogs

I feel so proud

Post Whoring Tips: 1) every new member! 2) at every joke posted in the joke section. 3) Comment on EVERY "I've got a new mod..." thread 4) No matter what the thread ask for pics 5) Get into a heated debate about NSports at least once a month. Always good for 30 posts. 6) Keep an eye on the competition. Where Husky posts, I post. Even if its just a 7) "Needs spacers and lowering". Always good for about 20 posts a month. Seven steps to 19,000 posts

I couldn't draw a straight line with a ruler

I was but you've all stole my thunder........

WRONG!!!!

No not the shower door, the door that leads into the bathroom..

I have something like that in my bathroom door. Its normal glass but press a button and it changes to opaque in a millisecond......and it cost a small fecking fortune but the salesman did a number on my mrs whilst I was looking at other stuff

It was only another 2 letters you had to type!

No chance, i've seen off all the pretenders in the last 4 years Probably not a good thing

Ditch the txt speak and you'll enjoy it round here