Sarnie

Perfect Pizza Still prefer KFC

I feel like I'm sitting on a metaphorical throne looking down on this thread watching my minnions furiously spamming away in my honour.

Colour looks better in those pics to me.....

Including you

The mrs can wait for me to come back for her

I don't like dogs

I feel so proud

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I couldn't draw a straight line with a ruler

I was but you've all stole my thunder........

WRONG!!!!

No not the shower door, the door that leads into the bathroom..

I have something like that in my bathroom door. Its normal glass but press a button and it changes to opaque in a millisecond......and it cost a small fecking fortune but the salesman did a number on my mrs whilst I was looking at other stuff

It was only another 2 letters you had to type!

No chance, i've seen off all the pretenders in the last 4 years Probably not a good thing

Ditch the txt speak and you'll enjoy it round here

rtbiscuit could give us enough ammo all on his own

I don't think my pockets will ever be deep enough for the first two and the 370 just isn't a special car imo.

Sold it ages ago now, should be in something special for the summer

Because its not on my drive anymore

1 Brought Bought 2 Curb Kerb 3 There Their 4 nxt next 5 kewl cool 6 Magasine Magazine 7 Threw Through 8 nuceler nuclear 9 body work bodywork 10 Wot What 11 ne Any 12. b4 before 13.bcos because 14 ". " ". " 15 Pacificly Specifically 16 your you're 17 Freind Friend 18 Neccessary Necessary 19 should of should have 20 cnt can't

Are you taking the ****?