Andy

That and to copy me! yeh you got me bro I end up copying you alot but for some reason I always end up making it look better oh touche Pride comes before a fall my young apprentice!!

That and to copy me!

'fraid not mate, I will be working all weekend and I am also Zedless at the moment

Nice one!!! You should buy a lottery ticket today as well!!

Awesome!!

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her! The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them

The point I was trying to make was that the dervs haul ass as well. I don't think they have tested a new age Z on the track but I can't see it being that different tbh.

Looking very nice mate, best colour too

+ 1 Martin! I have to say though, my brother has an E60 535d and it is quick, evern for such a big car!! Look at the Top Gear track times for sake of comparison....the E46 M3, the E60 535d and the Z all have exactly the same times.

Don't suppose you got a card under your windscreen yesterday afternoon did you If so, very nice parking, probably the best space in the carpark!

Perfect match for the car mate, very nice indeed

Quite like this one as well!!! Full marks for effort!!

Nice!!

Your mum's so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"

I still can't help that feel there was no way he could have done it all on his own for 24 years.....just doesn't seem to ring true with me i'm afraid.

Your mum's so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic!

Your mum's so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

Your mum is so fat she made my mum look skinny

Very good!

Your mum's so fat she was baptised at Sea World!

Your Mum's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book!

Looks fantastic mate!! A credit to you!!!