BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK. 
> >> 
> >> HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES. 
> >> 
> >> HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY. 
> >> 
> >> HE GUIDETH ME TO THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT. 
> >> 
> >> YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE, 
> >> 
> >> I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME. 
> >> 
> >> 
> >> BROWN HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES, 
> >> 
> >> MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME, 
> >> 
> >> SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL 
> THE 
> >> 
> >> DAYS OF HIS TERM. 
> >> 
  
 FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS 
  
 OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS 
 LANDLORD. 
 I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH, 
 I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE. 
  
 BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG 
  
 AND BROWN WAS A TREE.