BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK.
> >>
> >> HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.
> >>
> >> HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY.
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> >> HE GUIDETH ME TO THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
> >>
> >> YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE,
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> >> I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME.
> >>
> >>
> >> BROWN HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
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> >> MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,
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> >> SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL
> THE
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> >> DAYS OF HIS TERM.
> >>
FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS
OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS
LANDLORD.
I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH,
I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.
BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG
AND BROWN WAS A TREE.