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Looks magnificent Jay , love the rear arches Looking forward to eyeballing it at the Wales meet

Come on Digs keep up

looking forward it seeing it at Wales run

exciting times

Why not put some Hi-Flo cats on , no probs then with CEL lights etc..

Hi there

SOLD

we know why now

Thanks Mark , it will be heading down to Essex tomorrow Then when he gets it , he will look at it and say I dont like it!!!!!

Thanks Mark , it will be heading down to Essex tomorrow

Shame though, i wanted to buy it but cant right now you might aswell add that line to your sig

Dunno if anyone said it in the thread, but bike to work: Quicker? Hell yeah! Cheaper? Hell no! Depends on the bike Honda C90...... £16 road tax, approx 150 mpg defo cheaper , street cred 0%

I thought all Golf's were ladies shopping cars??

A4 no I'll just print up more of the same

Good idea Colin i will contact Tim, he is the official label man Can print some more labels no problem, not got any for inside window though, you will have to modify existing type

At least Tim was nowhere, quite a few had money on him.........they lost You were all lucky I had one in my collection

The defective parrot A man was browsing in a pet shop and saw a parrot sitting on a little perch. It didn't have any feet or legs. The man said aloud, 'Oh dear, I wonder what happened to this poor parrot?' The parrot said, 'I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot.' 'Good heavens,' the man replied. 'You actually understood and answered me!' 'Indeed,' said the parrot. 'I happen to be a highly intelligent, well-educated bird.' 'Really?' the man said, 'Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?' 'Well,' the parrot said, 'this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my willy around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers.' 'Wow,' said the man. 'You really can understand and speak English?' 'Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion.' The man looked at the £200 price tag. 'Sorry, but I just can't afford that.' 'Shhhhhhh,' said the parrot, 'I'm defective - the truth is, nobody wants me because I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for £20. Just make an offer!' The man offered £20 and walked out with the parrot. Weeks went by - the parrot was sensational. He had a great sense of humour, he was interesting, a great friend, he understood everything. He sympathised and was insightful. The man was delighted. One day the man came home from work and the parrot went, 'Psssssssssssst!' and motioned him over with one wing. 'I don't know if I should tell you this or not but it's about your wife and the postman.' 'What are you talking about?' asked the man. 'When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie.' 'What???' the guy said incredulously. 'Then what happened?' 'Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over,' reported the parrot. 'NO!' he exclaimed. 'And she let him?' 'Yes. Then he took off the nightie, got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over.' Then the frantic man screams, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED?' 'No idea. I got an erection and fell off my perch!'

just had this sent by email Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then.. he married the one with the biggest tits. Men are like that, you know. There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

Thanks Martin , best meal I've had

I have an early 2002 JDM and cant fault it (had it 2 years now ) Welcome by the way