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  1. UK car with a nismo badge, no Nismo bit's fitted as far as I can see on the photos, cheap enough though from a dealer, hopefully with a warranty
  2. Very nice not sure about the bling wheels though??
  3. live about 1 mile from you then Chum
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    Road tax

    Where have you heard this ??
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    Seats

    I think you'll find it's cheaper to have both seats recovered than buy one OEM seat covering
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    Bloody curbs

    Ouch... on the brightside though it looks as though it will be easy to touch up / repair
  7. Longish one , but stick with it Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinkin drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. 'Who the hell are you?' demanded Brian, 'and what are you doing in my bedroom?'. The mysterious man answered 'This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter'. Brian was stunned 'You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away!' St Peter replied 'Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen.' Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. 'This ain't so bad' he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said 'So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?' 'It's not so bad' replies Brian, 'but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode'. 'You're ovulating' explained the rooster, 'don't tell me you've never laid an egg before'. 'Never' replies Brian. 'Well just relax and let it happen.' And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him... ever!!! The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting 'Brian, wake up you drunken bastard, you've @*!# the bed'
  8. dont try and fit one of those especially if you had probs with an induction kit
  9. Like this finish Dave , especially with the black
  10. not yet Stew put a bid on a ML merc the other night but didnt get it no rush now Summers here
  11. TomTom one I bought last year for about £150 is now cheaper I think ? and has camera location and audible warning loaded
  12. Got to start using it now Mike , Jag's gone.., Jeep's gone and the missus wont let me use her's as I "thrash it " too much
  13. It's over 2 years now since I put mine on, but I dont recall having any probs..the only thing that I found was that it was necessary to push the heat shield in slightly where it sits adjacent to the metal air con pipes as it may rub ?.. pity your not closer and I could take a look. aren't you going to the Wales run ?
  14. I hope you reduced the credit limit This is Tim you are speaking about. He probably doesn't have a credit limit! I have let her lose with a nice low limit item... I,v only been away for a few days and there is nearly 150 threads to catch up on I think I will have to hit the mark all posts read button and start freash
  15. You having problem's mate ?? there's a pic on the first post with it fitted on my car...It should only be a half hour job to fit ??
  16. Well done mate how about this for my dedication ? I'm in an Internet Cafe somewhere near Selfridge's London chatting to you lot, whilst my Missus is let loose with my credit card.. Good job I found this place or I would be going mad traipsing around after her
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    Dyno Data

    Manufacturers claimed figures are just that "claimed" and most dyno runs are worthless unless compared back to back with other cars on the same dyno (with no tweaks on the dyno between runs either )
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