StephenG

I've dropped the rant.

The Edinburgh Festival is almost upon us, but you can get a sneak preview of my 2006 show Life's Too Short at various dates across the UK before August. Fri 14th - London - Hen And Chickens Sat 15th - London - Hen And Chickens Mon 17th - Cheltenham - The Slack Bar Tue 18th - London - Lowdown at the Albany Wed 19th - Cardiff - The Wharf Wed 26th - Bournemouth - Twisters Comedy Club Thu 27th - Colchester - Colchester Arts Centre Sun 30th - Bath - Moles Bar Comedy Cavern And of course, you can see me at the Gilded Balloon throughout August at 8:45pm in the Nightclub. Click for tickets! "Comedy mapped out as it should be" The List "Britain's best Comedy Compere" Time Out "Brilliant" The Independent Available NOW - the new DVD of my show at the Brighton Theatre Royal, with DVD extras for a special limited price of just £8.00 (& P&P) from my online shop! Save over £6 from RRP! --------- Would be great to see some of you. Stephen

Val My car will be on and off the space throughout the show so if someone needs a full weekend, bump me off.

Hi everyone Right, I have a 98 Corolla 1.6SR for sale. Barely driven, with only 59090 miles (20K under book) GOOD POINTS Only ever serviced at Toyota main dealer with Toyota parts As reliable as an ugly girlfriend Low mileage New tyres 5000 miles ago Fast, economical, & well featured (power everything, aircon, nice interior seats) Taxed and MOT'd. BAD POINTS No longer has personalised plate - back on an S plate. Some ba*tard reversed into it in a 4*4 when doing a 3 point turn and has dented the front wing. It's an £150 fix but I don't have time to sort it before going to Edinburgh. Battery in remote key is dead. Price evaluation here: http://www.parkers.co.uk/pricing/used_car/...;buyorsell=sell The best news of all? I'm offering it at over £500 under list price! I want £1200 for it - and that's a baaaaaaaargain. Priced to sell - first come first served. Annoying dent: Factory stats: How quick..... 0-60.....10.2 sec max 121 mph, 109 BHP, 44 mpg extra urban PM me if interested Stephen

OEM rear lights? Pffffff

Might park it on the corner of the 350zuk plot if that's OK. Your new spot is right opposite the Celica-club plot where my wife will be sunning herself, reading books, and eating salads. So she can watch my car while I abuse people on the show and shine. Stephen Here we are, by the way...

Don't. It seems to jinx it EDIT: Damn, too late

the 5+ rate is good enough for me Not going into details of the horror story as I don't know if the customer in question has resolved his on-going dispute. Sorry.

I gather this is not happening now and this should be unstickied?

However, I've heard a few horror stories though as well. Would be good to see how far they get with the Z.

So, is anyone else organising a GB? Even for a couple of units? If so please PM me

Fair enough. Totally appreciate that this wasn't your fault Val - guess the writing was on the wall - time for a new plan. By the way... Do they get many Lancia fires, then?

Well, ages ago, but then nothing. Methinks they ran out of budget...

no worries. Sorry for the repost

Crumbs, shocked to read all this; my Speed Racing rear is the highest point of my car, never had any problems, and mine isn't even filled with poultry fencing.

I'm looking now. Where's the thread?

Has anyone been contacted by the distributor's PR company yet, and been asked to have their car used in promo stuff?

Anyone read AutoExpress this morning? Looks like a limited-run Z with a supercharger as standard is going to be made available for sure, at approx £40K. Interesting...

You see? Nobody needs to go out to enjoy themselves. You have budding professional comics here already.

sometimes... Nothing in the book at the moment though.

I'm in Birmingham tonight, at King's Heath, doing a preview of my Edinburgh Show. Which is very funny. Come along and say hello . It's very cheap as well! Details >: http://www.cheekycomedy.co.uk/index.html Stephen

Bonnet says Stillen SC.

damn! Rumbled

I'm not sure where you found that, but on the TurboXS site they list: "Spare Solenoid Drivers- Allow you to activate devices in a 3D map like Water Injection, Nitrous, Water Sprayer etc." So that looks like it'll do the in-line fuel pump. Have you got that as well Pete?