A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next
to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"
He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence." Continuing, he said,
"This
is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the
woman.
"What a coincidence." the man says again.
They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my
gynaecologist
told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," the man says for the third time. "I'm a chicken
farmer.
For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.