rtbiscuit

cangrats mate. have you worked out your yearly post average yet?

well for 25 quid it turned my not so original copy of win7 into a very original win8 which no longer seems to blue screen on me. i had a very original win vista but the computer was having issues, so a friend gave me the win 7 which was alot better. but glad to be back to original again.

He's already in secret negotioations over new parts Why am I not surprised Was in secret talks

That's my priority along with a new hood and exhaust, which are the only parts that really let it down. Longlife built me my exhaust, very happy and half the price of milltek, if you can get to hayward and scott in essex they do some good jag stuff, especially for older cars. think you can even mailordr an new system from them Won't that make it slower?????? Depends if you're making the driving pulley or the driven pulley bigger I guess. Had to draw it on a scrap of paper but i think he's right Changing the lower pulley from a 6" to a 7" http://www.powerhouseautomotive.co.uk/content/jaguar-performance-upgrades.html not this one but one like it, but all the info is in there.

how is it feckwits seem to walk away unharmed from horrific crashes, yet nice people die in other crashes.

if its a clean car, which it should be if its been out there, get it cheked and then get it painted and undersealed under there and waxoiled. probably looking at the best part of £150 for the pork, but it should mean the car will be rust proof then.

what about the rust mites?

i like the layout, i like the new media centre, it seems to run smoother as well

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork Kermit the frogs finger

there are good aftermarket places, but lots of people see the word jaguar and double the price. take milltek exhaust for instance, they do a great system for the jaguar, sounds fantastic, but the cat back is £1200 and the high flow cats are £1400 so for cats and cat back on the jag would be the best part of £2700. compare that to zed parts from milltek and you can more than half it. with regards to those carbs, are there any other people who manufacture them? there mus be a range of suppliers?

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? 2 ft. of my c0ck in your ass.

On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".

What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken

yep, welcome to jag modding land, I'm getting a larger supercharger pulley.....£300 for a little wheel

sherlock holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

looks good; do you know what parts they use to build with like powerflow or longlife?

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

its a buyers market out there on zeds, so if its not to a good standard go look at another.

seems to work well on my desktop with am mouse and scroll wheel

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?

as soon as i spot a bird bomb on the ar, i soak some kitchen towel in water. lay it over the BP and leave it for 10 min. come back and gently wipe. basically the watered paper rehydrates the poop making it easy to wipe off.

I believe this is the single system sub zero ran, but its a rear mounted turbo system. http://ststurbo.com/ now everything i know about turbos would tell me this should lag like a basterd due to the distance and length of the pipes. but having been in it i have to say it didn;t seem that laggy.

good polishing skills

whats brown and sticky a stick