rtbiscuit

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin’ off.

What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker.

What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.

What did one sagging tit say the other? If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts!

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was “Alwaysâ€.

How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus? At the circus, the clowns don’t talk.

How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? If the girl has to chew, before she swallows

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.

How do you know when your wife is really dead? Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger.

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It’s not hard

How can you tell you’re in a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.

How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan when they come, and take the house when they leave.

How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.

Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar? They went outside to exchange blows.

Did you hear about the new “morning after†pill for men? It works by changing your blood type!

Did you hear about the new “divorced†Barbie doll in stores now? It comes with all of Ken’s stuff.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now.

Did you hear about the girl who’s a dyslexic bulimic? She eats, and then she sticks her finger up her ass.

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!

Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer’s patients? They hid their own eggs!

Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping? He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog

Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist? He got the sack.

I think several members who have already posted on this thread would beg to differ until recently this forum had about 3 women on it. all of a sudden it does seem to have been an eostrogen explosion on this forum (which is a good thing) i always said the zed was a girls car yes a few members have struck it lucky shall we say, but car forums are predominently male orientated. so unless you like to play hide the sausage. there are better places to find a lady. mums.net for instance