rtbiscuit
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what do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
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i'm in suffolk just outside ipswich i have agood garage i use, he knows the zed as he used to work on mine.
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What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.
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What do your boss and a Slinky have in common? They’re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant.
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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.
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What do you call a virgin on a water bed? A cherry float.
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter
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What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A tran-sister.
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What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin’ off.
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What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker.
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What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.
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What did one sagging tit say the other? If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts!
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged
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I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was “Alwaysâ€.
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How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus? At the circus, the clowns don’t talk.
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How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? If the girl has to chew, before she swallows
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
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How do you know when your wife is really dead? Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger.
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How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It’s not hard
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How can you tell you’re in a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
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How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan when they come, and take the house when they leave.
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How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.
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Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar? They went outside to exchange blows.
