Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.
"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "Ai've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caars, the reception, the wee rings, the min'ster, even ma stag nite"..
Archie nods approvingly."I've even bought a kilt to be married in!"
continues Jimmy.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. What's the tartan?...."
"Och," says Jimmy, "Ai'd imagine she'll be in white.â€