now that u know he has gone away, notify some local disreputable youths, that the car has been abandoned and they can "take" it. i would just get an angle grinder and cut a hole in the roof and get a local firm or pikeys to fill it full of concrete!!!!
try and move that away!!!!!
job done.
then sit back and await his return!
or............
get a quote for all of the damage he has caused, and marr his lovely hols with a big fat repair bill. the whole club will be there to support you!!
i hate this kinda thing it really make my blood boil as some people have no respect for other peoples stuff