BulletMagnet

"I got the keys covered" "You got the keys covered?" "Yeah, what did I just say? I got them covered." ... "Where did you get the keys from?!?" "Why whats the deal?" "The ladies are dirty, they had survallance all over them" "Whoa whoa whoa, I used the same guy from last time..." "CASTLEBECK...Castlebeck must have got to the guy on the inside and turned him"

So I make an order for some stuff from i4detailing on Friday for some bit's and pieces. Choose next working day delivery, assuming it should arrive on Monday. Get called in for overtime on Sunday night. Get home on Monday morning at 5am. Not wanting to miss the delivery van, I decide to stay up. I wait and wait and wait, hold out till about 4pm when I can't ignore the call of nature any longer. Return from the throne only to find a ParcelForce card in my letterslot, open the door only to see the van drive away.

Those japanese are well clever.

Blow-up mail order bride?

I suppose a big foot long "Bride Japan" lettering on the box may be a hint...

True, true, we'd be doing all this syncro driving and stuff, get the truck to stop only to find that the keys were sent ahead in a different vehicle....

Now Tatami seats would be original!!!

I'm sorry Miss Pattison....I bow to your devine knowledge...may my foolish attempts to outwit your highness be forgiven

nah, just googled "sheep farmer".....

Ah crap, just saw this...... http://www.nationalsheep.org.uk/index.p ... &Itemid=58

SHEPHERD!

or put an inflatable swimmingpool chair in it...with cupholder armrests!!!

Oh nixy knows I'm just kidding.......prolly get a slap for good measure anyhows....

What the hell is a sheep farmer? Do they grow them on trees or something? Or did you mean Shepherd?

Yeah, I love my foam lance too, one of my best car detailing purchases to date

...here it is on YouBook....or FaceTube... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RQ4wX8CGbM

+1

You either eat alot of stew or you are an avid fan of Family Guy?

Spotted these in the pits at Modified Live @ Brands Hatch. 119 octane!!!!!

Mine comes from the days of me playing CounterStrike, first started playing as DildoX, then joined a clan, and at one point someone said "Your a right bulletmagnet..." Thought that during clan games it would look funny combined with the clan tag, [suicide]BulletMagnet. Have used it ever since on all forums I visit.

In a related topic, I think Chris Rock got it right when he said: "Desperate Housewives"....they should rename that show to "Ungrateful B!tches"

You know at the beginning when she was driving the Lotus Esprit, could be wrong tho...

If you were to drive in Louboutins, wouldn't you scratch the trademark red soles? I think the fans of barefoot driving have all watched Pretty Woman

K Series is currently made by JapSpeed See here for current line-up and comparison (mind tho that YouTube sound is deceptive, most exhausts sound different in real life) viewtopic.php?f=62&t=23989