How's this for weird then....
Was walking back to my car once and saw a junkie standing behind it texting on his prehistoric Nokia
Thought nothing of it and went to get in the drivers seat when he asked if it was my car, shook my hand telling me how nice it is. (starting to feel the need to wash my hands at this point). He tells me he lost his phone so he's using his old one. His girlfriend loves cars and he wanted to take a photo of the skyline for her but this old phone didn't have a camera so instead of describing the car to her he was typing all the details on his phone! I'm like seriously?
He's reading out loud as he's typing.... Nissan skyline... GTR... V spec... I didn't have the heart to tell him it's a GTST and the previous owner put these badges on lol. He writes the number plate down as well.... The time and street where we were standing..... In my head I'm wondering what his girlfriends reaction would be- would she be amazed at this text or would she feel like slapping him like I did?
He's walking round the car to find more badges or writing making sure he's not missing any details out. Asks my name, shakes my hand again... I'm starting to get late by this point cos he wasnt the fastest texter and had just sniffed something before I got there.
That's not the end of it- before I get away he tells me he's a professional wrestler!! How I kept my laugh in il never know! Shakes my hand AGAIN before letting me go...
It was one of the moments where your like.... Was I sniffing something to imagine all that? Lol