Cragus

We all know that you get: - a pride of lions - a troop of monkeys - a pack of wolves - a parliament of owls - a flock of birds .....but what do you call a group of zeds?

Need to make you feel like you have earned the food I buy you!

I am still waiting for it in the post - a red Z one at that!

Hold on wrighty! In the last week I have bought an exhaust, decats, y pipe, springs, nismo air bag resistors and a tax discs holder.....and thats just car parts. Im not just stimulating the economy - I am humping the life back into it...

Get a job ya bum......its the likes of me that pays your brew money ya sponger!

If you do I will like the slam panel!

Tim nice but dim

No Jay, Bad Jay!

I would go silver too mate - perhaps too much going on with black diffuser, silver paintwork and tan seats. Plus it is quite an agrressive lip - need to have hellafush wheel set up and kit to make this look truely awesome Good luck

Thats superb biscuit - knew I could rely on you! Any chance you could mate the a of at and the t of tollbrae lowercase to keep it all uniform?

Like this? soz my bad... I will stop Exactly like that!

Very helpful Jay! You don't need hairspray as you whip a fresh batch of hairgel up for yourself every morning!

Hello everybody! This year my school are putting on a production of hairspray the musical.Over the last couple of years, people on here have helped me make the logo for our school to use for advertising and merchandise. I was hoping somebody could step up and use their photoshop skills to help us with this years logo - pretty please ! The official design looks like this... http://jungling.me/wp-content/uploads/2 ... oadway.jpg I was thinking it would be nice if the pink writing under 'hairspray' was removed and then in the same font as 'hairspray', 'at tollbrae' could be added underneath. I am not that creative so any other ideas are more than welcome. Thanks in advance for any attempts!

Superb news - good luck buddy!

My mama always said stupid is as stupid does!

Wait.................... What we really want to know is why they've taken £20m out the bank recently. Because PL is off to a plush island (that has no extradition laws) with wads of cash in leather suitcases. He will live his life out on the beach sipping pina coladas......

Reminds me of the Lee evans sketch:

That colour is much nicer in my opinion!

Your dad is a legend, Liam Neeson style . I wish you had filmed this - any chance he could do this again for the cameras? ......my dad could still beat him up though!

You show those chavs, R35LEE

You're a big pansy Neil!

You have got to be pulling my pisser! They made you manhandle $hit????? I would of told them to bolt or as 'trainee manager' told the scummy workers to do it!

He may aswell go wipe their arses for them......all he is good for if his spelling is anything to go by!