Romanian Immigrant

[ioneabee]

I can post this now

 

 

A Romanian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom.

 

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,

 

"Thank you Mr. Englishman, for letting me come into this country,giving me housing, Income Support, free medical care, and a free education!"

 

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Egyptian."

 

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England."

 

The person says, "I not English, I am Pakistani."

 

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful country England!"

 

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Afghanistan. I am not British."

 

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an Englishwoman?"

 

She says, "No, I am from Africa."

 

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the English?"

 

The African lady checks her watch and says,

 

"Probably at work."

 

 

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS, BY TOMORROW,

YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE ON YOUR DOORSTEP.

Edited January 29, 2014 by ioneabee

[Adrian@TORQEN]

I won't even gratify you with a reply!

[ioneabee]

[Adrian@TORQEN]

[AliveBoy]

In fairness, the immigrants are probably all hard at work whilst all the "English" people are all at home smoking whilst collecting incapacity benefit. They're moaning at *insert horrible child name here* for having a dump on the carpet because the new drug dealer will be over soon with supplies of weed to be smoked in a few hours until they eat all the food in the house. Then they'll blame their weight problem on a lack of support from the Government and the appalling conditions inside their barely cleaned council house (by barely cleaned I mean not cleaned, except for the immediate area around the 52" TV and PS4) Then they'll go and pick children numbers 1-6 up from school.

 

That almost read like a rant didn't it?

[ZEUS]

In fairness, the immigrants are probably all hard at work whilst all the "English" people are all at home smoking whilst collecting incapacity benefit. They're moaning at *insert horrible child name here* for having a dump on the carpet because the new drug dealer will be over soon with supplies of weed to be smoked in a few hours until they eat all the food in the house. Then they'll blame their weight problem on a lack of support from the Government and the appalling conditions inside their barely cleaned council house (by barely cleaned I mean not cleaned, except for the immediate area around the 52" TV and PS4) Then they'll go and pick children numbers 1-6 up from school.

 

That almost read like a rant didn't it?

So you know the people who live over the back of me then! Describes them perfectly :lol:

[ioneabee]

they're all out to get us

 

paranoid - me, no I'm not paranoid - but they're all definately waiting their chance

[The Bounty Bar Kid]

It's not about race, it's about society, values and morals. you reap what you sow.

[BulletMagnet]

...you reap what you sow.

Not if you're muslim..............they don't like pork