Daryl Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Thought id share this with you all, as it still makes me laugh a month after the event. Had my stag do last month in Bournemouth, and had a great time. Saturday night, we went out to few places after something to eat, and ended up in a strip club. Had a stripper ask me why I didnt want a lap dance on my stag party, to which i replied "because im unorthodox" to which she replied "Is that like Jehovah's witness" She was hot..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilp Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drayvn Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattross1313 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r37 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 i was once in a strip club and was insulted by one of them straight off the bat. She came and sat herself down next to me, started playing with my hair and then announced "you dont have this cut very often do you" in the same tone that your granny uses when she's annoyed at you. Needless to say my wallet stayed firmly shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The G Man Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Thats just one of the reasons I love living down here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The G Man Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I was posted to Aldershot many moons ago, and got in touch with an old friend and suggested a night out so he could show me round. All good so far, well he must have had a very low opinion of me because he took me to a strip club. I asked him why we ended up here, he said, " I thought that this was the sort of "show me around you wanted". When he went to the bog, I was getting mithered with the usual, put a pound in the pint pot patter, so I said, "wiat to my friend comes back, he's just inherited his parents estate, he's loaded" He thought he was a sex God when he came back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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