TOYBOY Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a man with a biscuit on his head? Dunc Quote
TOYBOY Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a man with a Mcvities biscuit on his head? Lionel Rich Tea Quote
glrnet Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a man with a spade. Doug Quote
glrnet Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it won't come anyway. Quote
glrnet Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head? Warren Quote
glrnet Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a Leper in a hot tub? Stew Quote
glrnet Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 What do you call a man lying on straw? Haydn Quote
Shel Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Having read 50 Shades of Grey a Welsh guy persuades his girfriend to try anal sex for the first time. He says "If it hurts too much, yell the safety word twice & I'll stop." She says "OK, what's the safety word?" "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Quote
Shel Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years Riots....Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty Runs Out Soon.:/ Quote
Shel Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt ................. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche... Quote
Shel Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40 Quote
Shel Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 2 indian junkies accidently snorted curry powder instead of cocaine . both in hospital...one's in a korma.. the other's got a dodgy tikka! Quote
EH 370z Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) What do you call a man with a spade. Doug Man without a spade - Douglass Edited October 31, 2012 by EH 370z Quote
rtbiscuit Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 what do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 2, 2012 Posted November 2, 2012 I met a girl in a bar last night and asked if I could take her home She said no because she was on her menstruation cycle I said no bother I can drop you back in the morning to pick it up Quote
leonk Posted November 2, 2012 Posted November 2, 2012 Archaeologists have just discovered the first lesbian dinosaur....... They've named it........LICTOLOTAP*SSY Quote
Shel Posted November 2, 2012 Posted November 2, 2012 Police have spoken to Freddie Starr's 34 year old fiancee and she has said she has never had reason to think he was a paedophile in all their 25 years together !!!! Quote
glrnet Posted November 2, 2012 Posted November 2, 2012 Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me that I now have to pay in advance. Quote
kbeast35 Posted November 2, 2012 Posted November 2, 2012 whats green got 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table Quote
kbeast35 Posted November 2, 2012 Posted November 2, 2012 whats yellow and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a skip Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 2, 2012 Posted November 2, 2012 What do you call a man with no arms of legs in the ocean... Bob Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 2, 2012 Posted November 2, 2012 What do you call a man with a tree on his head... Edward Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 2, 2012 Posted November 2, 2012 What do you call a man with 3 trees on his head.... Edward Woodward Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 2, 2012 Posted November 2, 2012 What do you call a man with a running machine on his head.... Jim Quote
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