The Bounty Bar Kid Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 Some men think that using a moisturiser after you've had a shave is a bit gay. I don't, I just think it makes my legs lovely and soft. Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I have some curtains on my head Pull your self together then Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I have a steering wheel in my pants How does it feel? Its driving me nuts Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I have a lettuce leaf in my knickers Oh dear thats just the tip of the iceberg.... Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I have a penis with 5 tips! My god how do your trousers fit Like a glove... Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I have got a strawberry stuck up my bum don't worry I have some cream for that Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I feel like a pack of cards sit down I will deal with you later Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I think I am going blind you certainly are this is a barbers shop Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I think I am allergic to butter come in quickly and shut the door I don't want that spreading Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I keep thinking I am a bridge what has come over you 2 pedestrians, 1 bicycle and 15 cars.... Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I keep thinking I am a cowboy, will this last long about a yeeeeeeehaaaaaaa Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I just swallowed a bone are you chocking no I really did swallow a bone Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I keep thinking I am God when did this start well first I made the sun, then the moon..... Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I keep thinking I am invisible who said that? Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I keep thinking I am a dog when did this start? ever since I was a puppy... Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 16, 2012 Posted November 16, 2012 Doctor doctor I think I am losing my memory when did this start when did what start? Quote
Aliensurfer Posted November 18, 2012 Posted November 18, 2012 I went to the garage this morning for petrol. The first pump wouldn't work, the second wouldn't nor the third. I went into the shop and said to the blonde girl behind the counter, "Have you got your pumps on?" She said, "No, I'm wearing Ugg Boots." Quote
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