Jump to content

The Arab and the Scotsman


ioneabee

Recommended Posts

An Arab Sheik was admitted to St Vincents Hospital for heart surgery,

but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case

the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't

be found locally, so, the call went out to all the states.

 

 

 

Finally a Scot was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot

willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab

sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW,

diamonds & US dollars.

 

 

 

A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a

corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more

than happy to donate his blood again.

 

 

 

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card &

a jar of candies.

 

 

 

The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab this time did not reciprocate

his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab & asked him:

"I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW,

diamonds & money... But you only gave me a thank-you card & a jar of

candies".

 

 

 

To this the Arab replied: "Aye, but I now have Scottish blood in me

veins".

 

 

 

:lol::lol::lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...