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Another plane diversion?


sinbad

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I read that in the paper on a plane coming back from London today, where I was hemmed in by an enormous woman sat next to me. I kept waiting after I read it, but she didn't strike a light! :D

 

I used to always try and get a door exit to guarantee not to get stuck between some 2000lb chickaboo and some 3000lb autistic savant. However on a sad few occasions I found myself in said situations which is a real pisser when you want to go to the toilet if only to get away from the stench. They should be charged for 2 seats as I'VE PAID FOR THAT BASTARD ARMREST AND WHAT **** IS YOUR BELLY DOING ON MY THIGH YOU FAT SWEATY AMERICAN MILF

 

Mother I'd like to fcukin throw off the plane.

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