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Took the car out for a spin yesterday, am so excited only had it a few weeks. In fact so excited that I took my eye off the road and drove into the back of the car in front of me.

 

I got out my car, he got out his and would you believe it he was a dwarf and he was very upset.

 

He said "Im not happy"

 

I said "So which one are you then?"

Posted

about as bad as the one i heard today

 

A priest and a monk are sittign in the kitchen, the priest is making toast. It pops out the toaster and the priest exclaims

 

"there is a vision of jesus in my toast!!"

 

the monk replies

 

"I cant believe its not buddah!"

 

:doh:

Posted

:lol::lol:

 

I know, if he's anything like me though he will be tempted. I have serious OCD when it comes to numbers, especially the number 3.

Incidentally, 12345 is divisible by 3

 

I'm such a geek

:disguise:

Posted
:lol::lol:

 

I know, if he's anything like me though he will be tempted. I have serious OCD when it comes to numbers, especially the number 3.

Incidentally, 12345 is divisible by 3

 

I'm such a geek

:disguise:

I'mglad I got to see post 12345, and dog-man's profile reading 12345. I'm a geek too. Geeky enough to point out everything is divisble by 3, just not always to a round number. :p

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